Cobra chicken

An alternative name for a Canada Goose coined by a Mexican labourer in 2018. The name is meant to capture the ferocious nature and frequent hissing observed among Canada Geese.

If you're trying to cut through the field by the pond, look out for attacking cobra chickens.

by Mink Slaughter June 17, 2018

Cobalting

The act of attending a seedy bar north of downtown San Antonio at odd hours generally not associated with human liquor consumption (i.e. 8am). Cobalting is closely aligned with thots and the acts of doing hoodrat things.

" I saw Alex cobalting at 8am on my way to work."

by El Joto del apartamento 512 August 15, 2018

dick coma

When you have fallen in a deep sleep that is incredibly hard to awaken from because of the bomb dick you received the previous night

I've finally awaken from dick coma.

by Shaunology February 26, 2015

Christian Coma

An incredibly funny guy that finds humor in everything. Can go crazy laughing at any given moment. Loved by everyone. Hilarious.

Wow, he's such a Christian Coma!

by OhMyJinxx November 17, 2011

Cobrashark

The Cobrashark is eclectic and thrives on being self- sufficient in all things aesthetically pleasing. Often masked without explanation, this individuals interests include sharks, the lost art of chivalry, and aerodynamics in facial hair. Cobrasharks are consistently elusive and often become an object of affection to those who enjoy a good balance of honey and venom. The enigmatic mystery that is the Cobrashark is endangered, but lives in the moment, relying on shark-a-tactics to preserve its own position in society.

"I'm leaving you, for Cobrashark."

by Cobrashark February 3, 2010

Pussy coma

When the pussy so good you fall into a deep sleep after sex and don't even remember falling asleep.

pussy coma Damn, that cat was so good it put me in a pissy coma and I don't even remember falling asleep.

by Jokerk February 23, 2017

Cobalicious

pronounced cobe-a-li-shus. An adjective used to describe an amazing person that deserves it. They often receive gifts such as cake for their amazingness. Sometimes turkey.

Martin: Yo Gil! You're lookin cobalicious today!

Gilbert: *falls to floor, weeping with joy* THANK YOU! Oh yeah, that cake tasted great. Especially with the turkey.

by Your friend,Francheska January 28, 2012