cobwebs

When a person hasn't talked for a while, so their voice sounds like they need to clear their throat.

Adam has cobwebs because he plays counter-strike 24/7 instead of talking.

by desert fox December 28, 2005

Dust the cobwebs

Having sexual relations after a long period of abstinence.

I need to dust the cobwebs out soon, it's been 4 years since I've had sex.

by mybroslilsis91 January 22, 2019

cobwebs

A state of being to describe a vulva that hasn't seen any cock action for many years.

She has cobwebs in her coochie.

by Marjor E December 7, 2006

blowing the cobwebs out your muffler

The act of masterbating when it's been a while since you last have.

Aye man imma go blow the cobwebs out my muffler. Hints blowing the cobwebs out your muffler.

by Yassica June 14, 2015

Fixing cobwebs

A slang term, often used by persons under the influence of the psychedelic compound psilocybin. The term "cobwebs" refers to the strange cobweb like appearance of hair (often pubic) and oftentime also refers to the point of excessive masturbation and climax, so that the semen sticks to stomach hair, and dries together creating a cobweb like appearance.

Anquon:CHUWANNA PLAY?!
Ausey- Nah man, I'm fixing cobwebs.
Anquon:...sooo....CHUWANNA PLAY?!
Travis-Shit niggie, tryina fix mah cobwebs.

by Cobwebfixerupper September 13, 2009

Cobwebs

When a guy's pre-ejaculate comes out of his penis and sticks to his chest/thigh resembling a cobweb.

James got so excited when he was making out with his girlfriend that he had so many cobwebs in his trousers.

by Sold For Parts July 31, 2011

cobwebs

when a man ejaculates between a woman's breasts. she then presses her breasts together and when they come apart, the semen resembles cobwebs

after tittyscrewing her... she showed me the cobwebs i had made

by raaararara May 13, 2005