Kurt Cobained

The act of ejaculating and almost accidentally hitting yourself in the face with it.

Guy: Dude, last night when I was finishing up I almost Kurt Cobained myself, but luckily I dodged it.

by Crispy beans October 7, 2021

Curt cobained

When your girlfriend, wife, or fling fails to aim or cover your erect member during a hundjob and during ejaculation you "shoot" yourself in the face!

My girlfriend gave me a hanjob and I got "Curt cobained" in the face

by Deadfox January 10, 2017

Kurt Cobained

When someone commits suicide via shot-gun or any other gun thru the mouth

Did you hear, Bob "Kurt Cobained" himself yesterday.

by up and down the street July 12, 2006

Kurt Cobained

When a woman drugs you with rohypnoled then shoots you with a shotgun setting it up to look like suicide. Then gets all your money to herself

jeff: dude did you hear brian ate a shotgun?
evan: naw man that aint even what happened. that bitch wife of his totally Kurt Cobained him.
jeff: no way! what a cunt!

by vagpounder24/7 September 18, 2011

cocained matthew

When Matthew is so fucked up from cocaine that he turns into a Cocained Matthew

Whoa dude, Matthew got super done on cocaine that he became a fucked up Cocained Matthew

by unodos324 June 11, 2018

call cobaine

To reserve the rear seat behind the passenger seat, "shotgun."

Person 1: I call shotgun.
Person 2: Well then I call Cobaine.

by Matt Youngblood September 5, 2005

Cobain-ed

To shoot someone in the face with a shotgun. Found mostly in video game circles such as GTA4.

"Oh sick, Lockhart totally just Cobain-ed that guys face off. Its all over the f*cking pavement".

by Lockhart May 17, 2008