Cobaining

The act of Masturbating and blowing your load on your own face before passing out in a pool of your own tears.

Person 1: hey did you hear what happened with Earl after his breakup?
Person 2: yeah man, heard Carl walked in on him cobaining himself Tuesday night...

by Abbsty November 20, 2016

cobainity

It is the art of being obssessed with Grunge. Particularly Nirvana.

Wow she has so much cobainity, she even carries a picture of Nirvana in her wallet.

by Glitter Sores January 7, 2004

cobain

kurt cobain, he was and still is an amzing person, everyone will miss him truely.

know one will figure out how he actually died but in my personal opinion Courtney killed im, he had 3x as much heroin in his system, and he would have been insulated, instantly, how could he have picked up a gun, and how could he have pulled the trigger? most people believe its Courtney, and on the gun there were no recognizable finger prints but still

RIP Kurt <33

kurt cobain will be missed

by ily_yeppersbiatch September 5, 2009

Cobained

Being such a shitbag faggot that you decide to take a triple dose of Heroine and blast yourself in the face with a shotgun.

That one shitty lyricist from the band Nirvana who can't play the guitar cobained himself.

by DirtyWord December 28, 2007

Cobain

When you are masturbating and you climax so hard that it hits you in the face like a shotgun.

guy 1: I hadn't had a wank in a week so I rubbed one out last night and Cobained myself.
guy 2: Loves a good Cobain

by dicklickmotherfucker December 26, 2015

Cobained

Killed by your wife or girl friend

I slept with Megans mom last night, i hope i dont get Cobained when she finds out.

by SMUD October 2, 2006

Cobain

A suicide in anyway involving a shotgun or firearm of anykind.

"Man that motherfucker pulled a Cobain, dudes brains were everywhere"

By Stephen Hite Baby

by Stephen Hite March 8, 2007