coachmans

Coachmans as in 'coachman's box' - old cockney rhyming slang for 'pox' (as with all cockney rhyming slang, only the non-rhyming part is actually used in speech).

"he's having treatment - he caught a dose of the coachmans".

by Chris Webb August 29, 2008

Couchman

Couchman.. also means slag cheat and a liar.

Hi I'm Mrs Couchman and I fuck everything I can just like my mum

by Fishe Rowe November 12, 2017

Couchmandude

That one dude that was on your couch once for a bit

I got a couchmandude hogging the tv in the living room

by Keveanureeves December 30, 2022

coochmanger

Seller of cooch and cooch accessories

I just bought this cooch from a coochmanger

by Coochiecoocoo August 23, 2023