clopen

In retail closing shifts often end between 9 and midnight and opening shifts start between 7 and 9 am. A clopen is a portmanteau of closing one night and then opening the next morning, thus having as little as eight hours to eat, sleep, and shower between shifts. Depending on the kind of retail and the hours involved, clopens can be a mild annoyance or a brutal test of human endurance.

I'd love to hang out tomorrow night, but I'm clopening, so I won't get home until midnight and then need to be up at six am~

by DexRicon July 7, 2009

Clyde Donovan

Clyde is a side character from South Park. He's Craig's best friend and a part of his friend group but we're not talking about them rn
He's a crybaby and was pretty popular in school for a while, he enjoyed the attention but turns out the popular girls were just using him. He's weak but still defends others a lot and actually believes he's a chad
Clyde is overall pretty pathetic but he's a likeable and relatable character that has some attention in the fandom

Mr Garrison: What is 10 x 2?
Clyde Donovan: 12?
Mr Garrison: Okay, now let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard.

by babykata2010 July 26, 2020

Clydesmomdies

A very cool mutual/bestfriend even though they can never play roblox with you

“Wanna play roblox? “I cant rn im sorry” “your being clydesmomdies right now” “ok”

by deaththekidsolosurfavs June 25, 2021

The Clyde

When two men shnoodle but one of them is upside down licking the other mans prolapse

Hey man lets do the Clyde

by sharp calculator January 22, 2015

Bonnie & Clyde

1. Gangster / Crime film based in 1967 , main characters Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow .

2. A mad relationship/love that can never be broken , taken from the film broken , always be together , ment for each other.

2. We got some bonnie & clyde shit goin on here .

by SYPHA May 13, 2005

clopening

When a singular individual closes the store, and opens it the following morning.

Will skimped on the closing notes, since he was clopening.

by gobbledygook May 17, 2008

Chype

The state of being both chill and hype. In a positive mood, ready to party and loving people. If you're the kind of person that gets really drunk and acts out, but is never a violent drunk, you may be chype.

My old college roommate is coming into town this weekend. We're gonna have a real chype time man.

by Conciliator February 20, 2015