Clusterfuckville

An understaffed workplace where the few employees are responsible for so many different tasks that job titles do not exist. In Clusterfuckville, everything goes wrong as often as possible and yet the company still manages to get everything done and look good to the clients. Because of this, the owners do not feel the need to hire additional help.

I've got 40 different projects going on, calls coming in every 3 seconds, my inbox is filled with "urgent" messages and you want me to get you coffee??? Welcome to Clusterfuckville!

by Dannoso Malvagità January 27, 2010

Clusterfuckchella

Coachella 2010

Did you go to Coachella this year?

No, I went to Clusterfuckchella.

by shmemenaynaynay May 11, 2010

chivalry clusterfuck

When so many people try to hold the door for each other that no one actually gets through the door.

A: Dude, how could you have been late for the exam?

B: Bro, it was a chivalry clusterfuck out there. I couldn't get in the building!

by Lil' Rae February 27, 2014

clusterfuck

south sudan

south sudan is a clusterfuck

by suns1202 February 12, 2021

clusterfuck

Military term for an operation in which multiple things have gone wrong. Related to "SNAFU" (Situation Normal, All Fucked Up") and "FUBAR" (Fucked Up Beyond All Repair).

In radio communication or polite conversation (i.e. with a very senior officer with whom you have no prior experience) the term "clusterfuck" will often be replaced by the NATO phonetic acronym "Charlie Foxtrot."

By the time the artillery came in the enemy was already on top of us. It was a total clusterfuck.

by Anonymous October 18, 2003

captain clusterfuck

A person who is completely unable to do anything right or to make things work. If given any task he/she will fuck it up causing problems for everybody.

Mike: How will be in charge of the christmas office party this year?

Al: I will take the title of marster of the ceremony?
Mike: Al, the only title you can take is Captain Clusterfuck. You can not organize a trip to the bathroom, let alone a party. Everything given to you is doomed for failure.

by buck neckid ALM December 6, 2010

Operation Clusterfuck

Playing any game of conquest or rush on operation metro in a 64 player server without any limits on XM25, M320, C4,Claymores, SMAW, RPG, LAW, or any other explosives in hardcore mode.

I was feeling good about killing 2 enemy players until I rounded the corner to get killed by a C4 camper, then respawned to trip a team mate's claymore and die by friendly fire, Operation Clusterfuck strikes again!

by taters21 February 14, 2015