clustersteve

To derail a conversation with a flurry of apparently-relevant messages which are later revealed to be completely off-topic and related only superficially

"this is a commonly accepted term used among various hackerspaces"

"when we tried to figure out what color to paint the doghouse the whole conversation turned into a complete clustersteve"

"The meeting was productive and unremarkable, but then several successive tasks got clustersteved and everyone kinda lost the rhythm."

by Dustinbikes May 2, 2013

clustermess

The Kidz Bop version of 'clusterfuck'.

"Billy, clean up your room, it's a real clustermess in there!"

by mkhwn May 18, 2018

Clusterbistrosturous

Adjective:

Describing the act of getting horny or erected.Someting that makes you pop one.

That girl is making me clusterbistrosturous!

by Matt A. May 3, 2005

Clusterfelch

A group sex act featuring men ejaculating in other's rectums, then other partners remove the cum orally, then share and swap the ejaculate into the mouths of others.

Donald Trump and Roger Ailes attended a clusterfelch with Rudy Giuliani and Chris Christie, with Christie swallowing all the cum.

by FelchBot October 21, 2016

CLUSTERFIST

an individual who is "tighter than Kelsey's nuts" when it comes to parting with a dollar; a parsimonious peckerhead.

My Uncle Louie was such a clusterfist that he requested in his last will and testament that he buried in a pine box with his millions in a canister beside
his carcass.

by weave September 22, 2003

clusterfacts

Clusterfacts are a collection of either out of context facts or completely made up facts bundled together and delivered in a rapid fire fashion. Like a clusterbomb

This is a strategy used mostly by right wing political pundits when being interviewed on television. When they are asked a question that undermines their position on a subject they drop clusterfacts like crazy to force they interviewer deal with the unrelated or inaccurate facts. When successfully deployed the interviewer is left arguing facts unrelated to the original question.

Any interview with Michelle Malkin. When asked to explain her support for the Iraq war she launched into a scree of clusterfacts that are easily proven wrong on an individual basis, but en-masse they overwhelm the interviewer.

by earth2kelly August 4, 2009

clusterflutterer

A balloon filled with M&Ms, then wrapped in duct tape. The Mohave Indians believed these to protect against evil women, and gave it its distinct name. Often used as a talisman to ward off psychobitches.

I didn't want that bitch ashlee to keep bugging me, so i hung a clusterflutterer over my bed.

by sethsupreme October 21, 2011