Clutingtons

Clutingtons Disease effects those people with severe alcoholism. Once diagnosed, their symptoms are usually uncontrollable shaking of the hands, standing motionless staring at you for long periods of time and acts like a complete cunt.

Hey that's Tim at the Seven Eleven! Oh don't go near him, he has Clutingtons. It's highly infectious you will end up talking like a cunt!

by The Dengster December 6, 2018

Stand Clear of the Closing Doors Please!

The announcement always said on the NYC Subway trains when the doors are about to close, and the train is about to leave.

Originally recorded by Charlie Pellett and is on all new technology trains

(older trains have live crappy announcements from the conductors)

Announcer: Stand Clear of the Closing Doors Please!

Train: closes doors, and leaves

by JJthedicktionare April 7, 2021

Causing Traffic

When you're always beefing with each other and you're causing trouble, it's just like when you're on the road and in your car and people keep beeping their horns and causing traffic. People can't get through and it's a mess. It's just like someone talking about someone, and they argue back, and then someone else jumps in, and then someone else jumps in etc. Their causing traffic, and people can't get out of the mess. They can't get pass, and they can't get over the fact that there's traffic; just like when you're in the car and you just have to deal with it, because there's always traffic happening around the world.

When soo many people come to watch you fight and you start to realize that you're causing a commotion, a.k.a causing traffic. People are purposely being late and all people wanna do is watch, film, and yell world star.

by 0g.CrispyB July 14, 2016

always be closing

The three most important things in entrepreneurship are: sell, sell, sell. Good salespeople are always closing deals. They never forget to bring the contracts with them, never forget to ask for the deal and never forget to get their client's signature. They also understand that the true purpose of marketing is not really to sell anything but to build a brand and the true purpose of a brand is to build trust and the true purpose of building trust is to give the salesperson a greater opportunity to close the deal. After all, people like to buy from people they like and trust.

Here is an exchange between actor Nicky Katt in character as Greg Weinstein in the 2000 film, Boiler Room, with Giovanni Ribisi playing Seth Davis:

Greg: Now, now, listen to me. Even though you're not actually selling stock yet, I want you to remember the code we have here, okay? Did you see Glengarry Glen Ross?

Seth: Yeah.

Greg: Okay, do you remember 'ABC'?

Seth: Yeah. 'Always be closing.'

Greg: That's right. 'Always be closing.' 'Telling's not selling.' That's the attitude you wanna have, okay.

by ProfBruce April 21, 2011

Closing your eyes

When your eyelids move in a certain way that it blocks your pupil from the outside world.
It is used usually when you
A. blink
B. Close your eyes
C. sleep
D. Want to not see something.

Side effects of closing your eyes include:

Not being able to see.

When your eyelids move in a certain way that it blocks your pupil from the outside world.
It is used usually when you
A. blink
B. Close your eyes
C. sleep
D. Want to not see something.

Side effects of closing your eyes include:

Not being able to see.

by Gids Is On Urban Dictionary June 17, 2020

Causing A Ruckus

Causing A Ruckus is doing whatever you want and not giving a Fuck what anyone thinks!

Causing A Ruckus is having the Balls to say what you have to say when nobody will speak up.

Causing A Ruckus is Blah Blah Blah!

Buying underwear at the Dollar Store, putting them on and having the Cashier scan your under pants so you can pay for them when you did not lose a bet and then she say oh you so funny! You are Causing A Ruckus! Then I say, speak English Bitch!

Having a Remote Controlled Wheelchair and having Ruckus Von Rowdy the Manikin ride in it on Fremont St. in Las Vegas NV., then security says you guys gotta go and we say no we are not going to leave and then we Heckle them! Security says you are Causing A Ruckus! We say- No No! We Just Advertise for them!

by CausingARuckus.com July 31, 2010

closing bitch

An employee who mostly works closing shifts.

"Hey man, want to hang out on Friday night?"

"Nah, can't. I'm the closing bitch, remember?"

by Rick Dicknipples March 27, 2007