Clud

A massive, hideous, terrible, shapeless male genitalia. Typically unwashed, and riddled with disease. If a man had a clud it will usually reek.

Damn it I can’t go camping this weekend! Gotta go get my clud husked again. The crust is built up pretty thick.

by SuperUglyPerson May 10, 2023

bumper clud

1. Someone who is clumsy.
2. Someone who bumps around the place.
3. Someone who emits a loud noise when they bang into objects/people/animals/poles.
4. Someone who.. cluds...

" that girl is such a bumper clud"
" stop being such a bumper clud"
" no one likes a bumper clud"

by hasnaib April 14, 2009

Clud Thud

An especially loud thud that scares people.

She tripped and fell with a clud thud.

by Cluddy Mc Fuddy April 28, 2017

Budding Clud

A way of describing a bird when it's acting so cute that you almost can't handle it.

See also: Pudding Club

"Look at that little budding clud!"

by Derbyshire Linguist September 11, 2022

leather cludded do-nut puncher

gay man; leather cludded, gays like to dress in leather

do-nut puncher A)he fists people

B)they hate viginas (pussys)

ere m8 are you a leather cludded do-nut puncher

no im bi

lol

by calan123 April 27, 2010

Clud

Someone who causes harm to others, though not necessarily particularly terrible harm, but is completely oblivious of that fact

Those teenagers in front of the school. Always catcalling the girls. What a bunch of cluds

by thehumanthatexists January 2, 2019

Clud

Fwpeakpiece says it to degrade you. It's like blud but the C meas child. It's more insulting than blud and is commonly used in ratios.

"this anime sucks" then someone would write "ratio clud" if they disagree with it.

by Erenjaegerdickrider May 5, 2023