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club

the word club has been known for a very very very long time,
back in the olden days a club was used to
1. beat things
2. hammer things
3. kill things
hammering things was not reconized until later when a man was killing something he realized that moving thy club in a up and down swinging motion it would move the obect being clubed down and if hit long enough would meld in to the earth. he found that it could hit a nail it too would move down. this bore the age of construction. killing things was probly the most useful of all for it got rid of enemies and too it fed.
in this new time club is refered to as a place where you can dance and meet people.
1.wow me club bashed five of dem four leged monsters. i be eatin good tonite!!

2.dude that new club down on bleacker st is hopping yes very hopping...

3.did you hear about the club fight at the club? this guy in a lioncloth was jumping and whooping as he bashed the bouncer with a wood club.
by Lucas Strader July 29, 2005
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club

a place where either: people get drunk, people fuck (in the bathroom), people dance (grind, dry hump, or dance normally), people talk or people cry about there life in the bathroom.¯\_(ツ)_/¯
person 1: “hey did you see Analise and Jordan basically dry humping in the club yesterday night"?
person 2: “oh yeah they where really getting it on bet they fucked in the bathroom afterwards"
person 1: “yeah I actually saw them going in the bathroom"
person 2: “oop" 😏
by 🐩 puppy person December 12, 2020
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club

A variation of techno music.
A place where people go to socialize or dance.
by AYB March 30, 2003
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club

Verb; The act of doing or performing a particular action with enthusiasm and sheer confidence.
Lets club The O.C. tonight
Lets club some lunch
The Wolf clubs so hard
Should we go club those two bitches?
by Warren B and Ryan Z November 3, 2004
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club

to beat someone over the head with something; very much fun to do; gamers use the term alot like in Halo
I clubbed you with my shotgun.
by warwolf October 26, 2003
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club

a turd that is a slimer on one end and a globular cluster at the other end. So-named because of its resemblance to a club that would be carried by a cave man.
I blew a club this morning. I guess I should have expected it after I ate a high fiber dinner and followed it with cheese for dessert.
by Mel Biggs August 10, 2006
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club

liter or more of cheap whiskey;sometimes referred to as warclub,
hey fuckhead gimme that club its my shot.
by dawg January 28, 2004
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