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Clownsel

A counsel made up of (ass)clowns. Whenever a governing body that calls itself a "-counsel" makes a decision that's stupid as shit, it becomes a clownsel.

A good way to refer to a counsel that thinks it has authority to govern, but has proven otherwise through its ineptitude and/or corruption.
ex1:
High school student1: The goddam student clownsel approved the school administration's idea of breath testing all students for alcohol when they enter dances.

Student 2: What the hell? I thought those ass clowns were supposed to represent our interests, not service the dicks of the admin on command.

Student1: Yeah, guess now we'll have to do drugs first instead of drinking. I was hoping to just get by with beer, but the clownsel forced my hand.

ex2:

Homeowner: Three members of the city clownsel just got busted for embezzling our tax dollars, I always knew they were a bunch of no good weasels.

ex3:
College student 1: Did you hear the student clownsel just voted to host a homeless tent city in our parking lot and quad?
student 2: WTF? I paid a shitload of money for my parking spot this quarter and now they get to shit there for free and my car's gonna get trashed.
Student 1: Well I guess the only people who would want to be members of the clownsel are pompous do-gooders with no concept of reality just trying to boost their resume, so it's not too surprising.
Student 3: The president will just veto it when all the parents complain, a clownsel vote doesn't mean shit, they have no real power anyway.
by SmellsLikeVictory September 6, 2011
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clownstomp

To utterly humiliate someone and insult him/her (calling him/her a clown) at the same time. This is a variation of the word curbstomp but is slightly more humorous.

Alternative definitions may say that the victim was humiliated so badly it is as if he was stomped on using clown shoes.
Ashlee Simpson got clownstomped by her band on SNL.
by samnite July 25, 2008
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CLOWNSTER

To be different and to be unique from people eye. To take opportunity you get in life. Not caring want people think about you no matter what. When some says to turn left... Go right.

THAT A CLOWNSTER
THAT IS A CLOWNSTER (OR) BE A CLOWNSTER
by Follow me on ig @A.gotjokes September 8, 2017
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clownself

clownself is a made up pronoun
hey man!”
“oh i prefer clownself !”
by bru- November 16, 2020
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fuckface von clownstick

Donald Trump's birth-name.
"Hey dude, did you hear Donald Trump's birthname?" "No, what is it?" "Fuckface von Clownstick."
by Ephara July 1, 2014
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clownstomp

after barely winning the 2005 college football national championship, the university of texas was completely clownstomped the following season, failing to even qualify for a BCS bowl or even play in their conference championship game.
by jpfoursc December 8, 2007
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Clown Step

A fresh genre of Drum'n'Bass with a simple but catchy beat and with a deep repetitive but amazing bassline. Artists include: Dirty Harry, Taxman, DJ Evol, DJ Hazard, g dub
wonk, wonk wonk, wonk, wonk wonk, wonk, wonk wonk wonk! This is clown step!
by Robert Gryn June 13, 2007
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