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Clownington

The highest possible echelon of a clown. About 90% of the things they say or do is just some clown shit. Basically every group has at least one. A clownington can be looked at in two different ways. One such way is that someone is such a fucking meat-head that clownington would be an appropriate name. On the other hand, it could be someone who will always seize the perfect opportunity to troll another whilst not really giving two fucks about the outcome/saying stupid shit on purpose.
by #1Clown9StraightYears September 10, 2020
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Clowned to Kingdom Come

A state of marked social degradation that is absolute in nature and brought on by the keen wit of a legitimate snark.

To be asymmetrically bamboozled beyond the point of bewilderment — to be so is to be far from a return to normalcy.
Jonas: I cant… I have nothing anymore.. im done, seen through, ruined…

*Jonas fills up a plastic bag with tears and drowns himself*

Mark: Incredible!! Such a brilliant yet stubborn bigot has been had!

Jacobson IV: What an extraordinary occasion! Jonas just got Clowned to Kingdom Come. That sharpened silver-tongued slick devil who did it is a legitimate snark.

Bobby Danny: You’re right about that, Jacobson IV. I do NOT want to be clowned by that guy!
by Dusty Knuckles July 5, 2022
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Zoom Clowning

The bizarre and rather undignified habit of signaling to people on video calls that you're paying attention by way of exaggerated and increasingly elaborate facial expressions and gestures.

This includes, but is not limited to: nodding vigorously to show agreement; tossing one's head back and clapping one's raised hands to demonstrate humorous appreciation; pooching out one's lower lip to indicate sadness; crowding the screen and letting one's jaw drop open to signal surprise; grimacing like a gargoyle to convey sympathy.
"Did you really think what Bill said on the call today was funny, or were you just Zoom Clowning?"

"Totally Zoom Clowning. Bill hasn't told a decent joke since 'Nam."
by bird_brain April 3, 2022
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www.clownpenis.fart

A misfortune made famous on Saturday Night Live that refers to the unwise idea of upgrading businesses into the 20th Century.
In the sketch, an investment company is stuck with a ridiculous name because they waited so long to get onto the internet.

"We are all about business and are serious about your investments at www.clownpenis.fart."
by RBUCK May 8, 2007
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clowned

putting oneself in a position where you are open to ridicule

also: clowning; to bring ridicule upon someone
he was completely clowned when he posted those n00dz of himself.
by david January 19, 2004
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clownpenis

noun: a humorous penis

noun: a penis with a red mushroom head

noun: George Bush
Did you hear that joke that Billy's clownpenis told? Fucking hilarious! Where can I shit?
by Huey Lewis and the Poops December 7, 2010
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Clownelia

Clownelia is a swiftie joke it comes from cornelia street. swifties use it when they are clowning to much about taylor swift theories.
girl 1: im so sure Speak now TV will be anounced this friday
girl 2: hun lets not walk clownelia street again
by Im_Dorothea April 5, 2023
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