fuck clobbering

An adjective used to describe a joint that's too big for the person smoking it to handle and still function. Coined by Ricky in the Canadian TV show Trailer Park Boys.

"They roll these big fuck clobbering joints."

by Ricky of Sunnyvale September 29, 2011

Clobify

Something the youths say these days. It essentially means they got past a round of the video game Fall Guys.

Joseph: Holy fuck, did you clobify?

Robert: I've clobified many times.

by weedbutnogrinder March 29, 2021

Closbian

A lesbian who has not yet declared her sexuality publically.

Bridget is such a closbian... when is she going to admit she is into Tabitha?

by Erin McHall April 24, 2009

clobberwhopped

To put an absolute punishing on a woman's vagina. To lay some serious pipe and make her scream.

"I just clobberwhopped the shit outta Sherry."

by PD&KS October 3, 2007

Cloinger

A person with a walrus mustache, that flies expensive kites. Also has problems with bathing, and loves larger women. In rare circumstances their teeth are appearing to rot/glow with a yellow light. Generally believed to guard personal beliefs that black people can't swim, and asians love to do math, and backs them up with "statistics".

Brush your teeth, those things are Cloinger...

by robert the crutch May 21, 2011

Clober

A contraction of clean and sober. Used as a derogatory term to describe those that are too stupid to understand the difference between clean OR sober and the fact that they are not interchangeable but rather each is a distinct term used by unaffiliated programs.

This anda is clober!

by Dewe March 3, 2019

cloister fuck

Several cloister tiles are placed within proximity to one another when playing Carcassonne.

"Geeze you've got a friggin cloister fuck over there."

by mshell December 24, 2008