clog

A strang lump of wood that you strap to your foot in order to walk through tulips... (or maybe float should you fall in a canal smashed out of your face on Heineken and Purple Haze) looks a bit like an old cheese?

Those Dutch are so stoned! They wear clogs man!!

by Blunt Bandit 66 April 1, 2003

Clog

timeclova but clog

YO ITS CLOG

by Dino_saw_ October 12, 2021

Clog

To beat someone with a wooden shoe. Mostly used as a joke when your friend does something stupid.

“I’m going to clog you”

“I’m clogging you”

“I’m going to clog you to death”

by Cokaylovespilking006 April 29, 2021

clog

To stay too long in one place or overerstay one's welcome. To linger or hang out.

After the Super Bowl ended I clogged on my buddies couch for a couple hours.

by J Zee June 24, 2009

clog

(1) A poorly-written blog containing little or no content, nonsense or irrelevant content, or which contains only advertising or promotional content. Also, a blog posted continuously or repeatedly to get more views, remain in a top viewed or prime viewing position, or to push other blogs out of a top viewed or prime viewing position.

That stupid guy posted his "ill show you how to be a milionare in 5 mins(sic)" clog a hundred times today and screwed up everyone else's blogs.

by DMurphy May 1, 2008

clog

a woman's private parts.

"Man, that girls clog was so tight".

can be (should be, for full effect) used in conjunction with Dutchman's foot and floshed.

EG: "My Dutchman's foot was such a good fit for her clog, she got proper floshed".

by dnb soldier June 3, 2010

clog

To hinder or obstruct with thick or sticky matter; choke up.

Frank: "Man, I had some wild sex with Susy Q for 3 hours, then after a few orgasms I decided to take a leak--and god damn I got some bad split piss from all the clogging."
Paul: "You moron, everyone knows you have to sit down when you piss after ejaculation!"

by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) December 14, 2008