clintarded

a person from the country or backwoodz, usually wearing nascar paraphernalia and/or chewing tobacco. These people are usually mentally retarded or pretty damn close to it. Can be seen in your local walmart or hardware store in their 1978 rust color chevy pickup.

Did you see that guy in the dale jr. sleevless shirt, i couldnt understand a damn thing that clintarded mutha fucka said to me.

by Arich August 22, 2006

clittadick

an adjective; the case in which the clitoris is either overly used and worn, or either has taken on a mutated form and become quite large to where the clitoris has become so disgustingly large that is hangs out of the vagina lips.

that bitch is so ugly and such a slut i bet she has a clittadick.

by dirka stan December 30, 2008

clittordick

When either a clit is so big it could be mistaken for a penis or a penis is so small it could be mistaken for a dick.

Woah Dustin, stick that clittordick back in yo' cunt.

by JWeeks May 13, 2008

clitterdick

Sometimes, usually when drinking, your dick becomes encapsulated with clittoral material. Then, upon having such a "clit-dick", if you will, you then proceed to have anal sex with wild gay people and end up with glitter upon your member. Thus, "Clitterdick".

I got totally WASTED on Tequila and Advil, went to fourteen gay bars, a lesbian bar, and a ranch, and eneded up with "Clitterdick"!! And I'm never going back to "original" dick!!

by RC (bitch) July 31, 2006

clitterdick

a clitoris the size of a baby dick.

That bitch pulled down her pants and her clitterdick jumped out at me!

by bwittney September 28, 2017

Clitterdick

When her clit is so big, your not sure if it’s a clit or dick.

That girl sent me a video of her masturbating and I’m not sure if she had a clit or dick. She had a Clitterdick!

by Joeeeeerererree February 29, 2024