clitically acclaimed

To use a technique that gets women really turned on ie gives them clit induced orgasm.

Nerd: man she keeps complaining tht i can make her cum...wtf do i do?

Wulkure: Honestly, give her atleast an hour of tongue action, it works!! Clitically acclaimed bro!

by horneyDEAMON November 20, 2009

clitical acclaim

Verbal praise bestowed upon a woman's sexual partner who succeeds in repeatedly bringing her to sexual climax.

Person 1: "Dude, how was last night?"
Person 2: "I rocked her world. She gave me clitical acclaim worthy of the front page of the New York Times."

by californialuv January 31, 2014

Clitical Hit

When you hit that spot and you know it.

Girl: Oh.. ooh.. oh.. oohh.. OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH GGOOOOODDDD
Guy: Clitical hit!

by Kaleephus the Scribe May 12, 2014

clitical error

An occurence in which a man (or woman) performs an unsatisfactory (or even painful) technique while giving oral sex to a woman.

"John bit me last night when he went down on me! that was such a clitical error."

by David just happens to be god June 5, 2004

clitical cerebus

a vagina monster that consists of pubes and teeth.

a girl with a huge camel toe but realy its a clititcal cerebus. justin biebers mouth is a clitical cerebus.

by emosanuba March 9, 2011

Status Clitical

From an anime called "Gravion" in which it says "Planetaly Defence System All Destroyed A Decased Citizen 10,000,000 STATUS CLITICAL!"

The reason "Planetary" and "Critical" are misspelled is because in Japanese, R and L are the same things. This goes into other things such as "Herro!" as some say to make fun of a Japanese person, or even "Harro".

The real thing should say

"Planetary defense system has destroyed 10,000,000 citizens! Status Critical!"

Bobby: I shoot you in head!
Dood: OMG!! I bleed! Now this be status clitical at best!

by Tookar April 13, 2005

clitical error

An occurence in which a man (or woman) performs an unsatisfactory (or even painful) while giving oral sex to a woman.

John bit me last night when he went down on me! that was such a clitical error.

by David the great June 2, 2004