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Dude i was trying to type a letter and got screwed by clippy.
by Clippy From Office January 25, 2017
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nail clipper

The unfortunate act of really fucking up bad without the ability to fix an error. Almost always involving an authority figure or close relationship! You are in a "nail clipper" when you have to cut your fingernails so you won't scratch your ankles while you take it in the bum for being stupid. Worse than being "fucked"!
Damn! When my boss finds out, it's going to be a nail clipper!

I am FUCKED! I just did a nail clipper!

When a really rich man gives his wife herpes after 12 years of wedlock. He's gonna get a nail clipper!
by LayItOnYou March 20, 2007
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clippin

you got nic???
you clippin?
yeah i got nic
*passes nic stick*
by LmW- March 22, 2021
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clippit

Clippit: The small retarded little office assistant used by microsoft at the most innappropriate times.

Directions to kill: go to
C:\Program Files\Microsoft Office\OFFICE11
and delete any .acg and .acs files you can see

I will not be held responsible if this crashes your computer because it doesn't need an excuse to crash it can manage quite well on its own.
Clippit: You don't appear to be writing a letter
Me: Go away
Clippit: I think you should, letters are fun
Me: No. Go away
Clippit: First start with a word like sponge...
Me: LEAVE ME ALLONE!
Clippit: Then try a word like muffin, I like muffins...
Me: -breaks down in tears-
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Chippawa Chomper

Originated in Chippawa, a small, sketchy village located in the city of Niagara Falls Ontario. A Chippawa Chomper is a bong toke that mixes weed and chewing tobacco to gain both a head buzz and a high.
Kenny: "Did you hear Devan did a Chippawa Chomper?"
Alex: "What a fucking madman"
by Papa Jacob December 4, 2018
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Clipped

Person 1: “Why is (name) in the office?”
Person 2: “I heard he got clipped smoking weed and the principal suspended him for a week”
by alooboyy October 26, 2018
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the clippers

they were supposed to be good but blew a 3-1 lead and didn’t even make conference finals lol Paul George is bad and he has two first names
by hey buddy 111 October 5, 2020
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