by Kamron May 12, 2003
by vernon dutton January 22, 2004
Any debris that clings to the hair around one’s asshole. This could include, but not limited to: poop, cotton balls from underwear, other ass crack hair that tangles in on itself, etc… It is synonymous with DINGLE-BERRY
by Drew October 20, 2004
A humanoid species from a galaxy far, far away, which has come to our planet to form relationships with individual humans and refuses to leave, no matter how often it is given hints or flat out told to do so.
My ex-boyfriend won't stop calling me to "hang out" and talk about how depressed he is. What a Clingon. Yeah, with a 'c.' Cry me a river.
by Emblem Parade August 31, 2005
The clingon, or in select native tongues The Star Trek is a sexual intercourse move where you form the clingon symbol with your hand which means live long and prosper, you insert two fingers in the vagina and two in the anus, with the thumb left over too massage the clit.
This move was created in the early days of a straight mans life, where he saught vagina and looked at intercourse in a different way than most, an intercourse where fingers can get stinky and pooie. Where there was no fear of anus tearing. Where the black man will not be discrimated against. Where a person can be clingoned, if there coloured or not.. "Black people cannot and will not become integrated into American society on any terms but those of self-determination and autonomy." - Gerda Lerner
This move was created in the early days of a straight mans life, where he saught vagina and looked at intercourse in a different way than most, an intercourse where fingers can get stinky and pooie. Where there was no fear of anus tearing. Where the black man will not be discrimated against. Where a person can be clingoned, if there coloured or not.. "Black people cannot and will not become integrated into American society on any terms but those of self-determination and autonomy." - Gerda Lerner
by capt b-sauce August 04, 2009
A needy person who texts you way too many times to the point of psychotic behavior. These people will also call your cell phone, home, place of employment and will block their number hoping you will answer them. They won't take "no" for an answer and rationalize their needy behavior.
You go to the movies with a friend and you tell your boyfriend or girlfriend. When you get out of the movie, you check your phone and there are 5 missed calls and 15 text messages.
Your friend sees this and says "Omg we were only at the movies for 2 hours. He's such a Clingon!"
Your friend sees this and says "Omg we were only at the movies for 2 hours. He's such a Clingon!"
by Catastr0fc September 22, 2013
The Carolina Clingon is the sexual position in which the female lays on her back and the male lays with his feet toward her head. He then inserts his throbbing erect penis into her anal orphus while simultaneously placing his scrotum sac "balls,hairy brain,nuts, etc." into the females vaginal opening. This name originates from the sex toy allowing a women to simultaneously pleasure both her anus and vagina. This sex toy's name is "The Clingon"
Last night, Susan and I did the Carolina Clingon and I wa blew my load in no time.
I love the Carolina Clingon but last she saw a mouse and got scared, subsequently causing her vagina to clench and pinch my balls all to hell. I'm still icing them down.
I love the Carolina Clingon but last she saw a mouse and got scared, subsequently causing her vagina to clench and pinch my balls all to hell. I'm still icing them down.
by Cockshiner Jerry March 05, 2008