Clerks 2

The funniest fucking movie ever!!!!!!!!

Yo i saw clerks 2 the other day it was fucking hilarious

by Nick Loi September 17, 2006

clerks 2

the sequal to clerks, the latest in a long line of of great kevin smith movies (which include clerks, jersey girl, chasing amy, jay and silent bob strike back...i think im forgetting one but oh well)

but it is another classic that you all have to like right now

clerks and clerks 2 are the best of kevin smiths great works

by jizzle dizzle July 23, 2006

Clerks

A great underground cult classic directed by Kevin Smith. It's the best film he's made by far. But Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a close second. It was a low-budget film released in 1994 and was one of the best films of that decade.

Classic Clerks Moment....

Customer: Cute cat, what's it's name?
Randal: Annoying Customer.
Customer Fucking dick.

by ScreaminIdiot August 18, 2006

clerks

either: the movie in which the comedy duo jay and silent bob were born,

or a sad depressed individual who hates his life and makes up for it by using what limited power he has to ruin other people's

as in : clerks is a kick-ass movie

or
" man that clerk at the counter is such a ass-cock muncher"

by head of penguinisation May 12, 2004

Clerks

the best fucking movie in the world,its about a store clerk that had a shitty day

by JeVoNeR September 16, 2003

clerks

A very funny movie directed by Kevin Smith (silent bob).

DANTE: My girlfriend sucked 37 DICKS!!!!
RANDAL: In a ROW?! (classic clerks line)

Jay: fuckfuckfuckfuck motha motha FUCK! motha motha fuck fuck motha fuck motha fuck noinsh noinsh noinsh! shmokin weed shomkin wiz, doing drugs makin biz...(etc)

by mreva03 December 28, 2005

clenis maximus

The ultimate in giant clits, most likely looks like a dick with no balls. Some say it is an urban legend that rivals bigfoot and the loch ness.

I was going to go down on this broad I just met, but I saw she had a very large clit, I would call it a clenis maximus

by Joseph William B May 12, 2009