clemon

Beyond maximum homosexuality.

The gay pride parade is clemon.

by king slut June 19, 2011

Clemont

The best name in existence because it connects to me on a spiritual level.

Clemont is the best name ever.

by yescaisprettycool February 27, 2019

Clemon

An oversized mouse anus

This clemon isn't appropriate office decor.

by Trouble Every Dana January 25, 2011

Clemons

n. A stray pubic hair found in a place where pubic hair generally is not located.

I guess I don't mind finding a clemons on a urinal, 'cause it's normal for them to be there. But when I find them on the sink, I start to wonder what went down.

by Jason July 15, 2008

Clemons

1. Is the act of a man performing oral sex on another man while he is farting.

John: My friend Cody gave me the best Clemons last night

by playthegame May 25, 2011

Clemund

First appearing in the show "Family Guy," clemund is a word used to describe or offend someone you have ill feelings toward.

"Did you see that clemund Joe yesterday?"
or "Stop being such a clemund!"

by Popular Vernacular October 3, 2009

clemons

a euphemism for blowjob

There was an outbreak of oral gonnoreah in the middle schools in my town during the mid nineties. Bill Clinton said that oral sex wasnt sex so all the jb whores started giving out clemons like they were candi on halloween.

by s/adv/irgin June 14, 2011