Cleverbot

An artificial intelligence program that allows the user to have a conversation with it. The program won the 2010 Machine Intelligence Competition. It can be found on Cleverbot.com

User: Do you eat pants?

Cleverbot: All the time!!!!

User: That's creepy.

Cleverbot: Hows that creepy?

User: Do yo stalk small children?

Cleverbot: Only the child in my heart.

User: Uhhh...ok...i'm going to walk away now.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: BEEF STEAK.

Cleverbot: Jolly beef steak?

User: My beef steak is very jolly.

Cleverbot: What is jolly?

by Lichkitten March 13, 2011

the cleverest

"TheCleverest.com" is a website where people can use their imagination to create funny quotes using pictures supplied by the site's creator. Unfortunately, most people who visit the site are completely retarded in their ability to come up with amusing quotes. The result is a complete lack of humorous responses by (what I can only assume are) complete retards. The result is that The Cleverest gets the worst responses ever.

"I went on "TheCleverest.com" and put down a marginally funny quote and everybody gave me a thumbs down because I'm a retard. Hooray for me!!!!! I'm not funny!!!! I am the scourge of The Cleverest!!!

by the slow kid April 28, 2008

Clever

Describing someone smart,intelligent or witty
opposite of dumb

''man he's really clever!''

by sweet jesus October 9, 2006

Cleverisation

1. Clever Improvisation. To turn a phrase. Creating something clever from a common phrase.

2. The joining of two words to form a new word that's more fun to say.

1. "What if the Hokey-Pokey really is what it's all about?"

2. Clever + Improvisation = Cleverisation.

by Chaz Walker April 30, 2010

Boxing Clever

To use inventive thinking above all other attributes in order to achieve an end goal.

Everyone thought that Tina would lose the debate for exposing her vulnerable side but her victory proves she was boxing clever.

by RogerRoger March 17, 2008

clever sleazoid

1. The Best single by the JROCK band DIR EN GREY.

2. The Best song from the Clever Sleazoid album.

Lyrics:
Wake up you’re dead

Doing meaningless shit over and over
I’m just a third-rated star covered in blood
See the prince on the rocking horse, his polishied face looks cool
I’m just gonna spill my guts on you

*Under the name of Justice
You can’t break my soul
Under the name of Justice
Kill yourself
Think, you moran
Fall out of line you cockroach

Right, left, front, and back, it overflows with despair and pain
They say this anger, this emotion, and this passion is all a lie
Wither…
I’m not even trying to justify myself

* Repeat

** The dark dark Sunday, the blood stains
You can’t save yourself
The dark dark Sunday, the blood stains
One day I will fuck your parents

This is the last time
Welcome to the garden of destruction

koe mo denai kurai ni...
sonna ima ni hitori to kidzuk

The night is cold and long
The night sky is deep and wide

The Dark Dark Sunday, the blood stains
You can't save yourself
The dark dark Sunday, the blood stains
One day I will fuck your parents

Dir en grey Pwnz.

Clever Sleazoid scared children. ^_^

by XVILLAINX November 1, 2006

cleverage

A tool used by women to get what they want from life. Cleverage is often used to distract men during negotiations. Combination of clevage and leverage.

We all knew Sue used her cleverage for all it was worth to work her way up the corporate ladder.

by Nunnayabiznis August 3, 2005