Cliftonism

The use of a catch phrase from at least 10 years ago. Thus trying to revive a long faded part of society's ligo. It's over man. Just let it die off quietly.

Brett: I think I'll go catch a few drinks tonight while the wife's out-of-town.

Clifton: Word, you're are so lucky you're wife lets you go out. Mine's got a death-grip on my testicals. Cool Beans.

Brett: Seriously, you're a fucking Ass-Clown. Don't you realize that you're Cliftonism usage is out of control. It's 2008, for FUCK'S SAKE MAN. The 90's are dead. Let it go man.

Clifton: Shut up Brett. You're a Gay Douche Bag.

Brett: Once again. You've proven my point.

Thus concludes the Definition of a Cliftonism. Use it liberally and often.

by Funkytown66 February 27, 2008

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Crayonism

The practice of worshiping crayons.

Hey, what's with all the crayons?

I practice crayonism.

by Nulzek April 4, 2010

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Claytons

Refers to the female parts, the breasts, tatas, the play things that are owned by a guy named Clayron.

Stranger: Check out those Claytons on that girl.

Clayton : Dude....back off.....they are mine......my claytons!

by Klitgaatdiam December 7, 2016

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Claytons

Australian Slang

'Claytons is the brand name of a non-alcoholic, non-carbonated beverage coloured and packaged to resemble bottled whiskey.'

Promoted as; "The drink you have when you're not having a drink".

It is used to describe something inferior to the real thing.

Claytons Shower : Spraying your entire body with deodorant .. "the shower you have when not having a shower".

Claytons Bandage: Duct tape, torn cloth, etc.

by Ausmate May 31, 2011

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