Clamster diving

The act of two or more women performing cunnilingus ("eating out") on each other.

Are Michelle and Julie back yet?

No, they're probably in Michelle's car, clamster diving

by Psyral September 21, 2010

Clapsterbate

When you achieve something great, but are alone and don't have someone to high five for it so you clap to yourself.

Last night I was killin' at Madden, but I was by myself so whenever I got a TD I had to clapsterbate instead of high fiving.

by Swaggmasta October 9, 2009

Clapster

A clapster is a person who may or may not have contracted or is openly spreading Chlamydia- (a curable, Sexually Transmitted Disease).

That guy looks like a real clapster.

by Keronica Kadwell December 19, 2018

classterpiece

Classy masterpiece, a masterpiece of class - as invented by Jonathan Ross

"The Godfather is a classterpiece."

by Handsome Rob November 11, 2008

Clamsterdam

Really epic and cool band

Yo bro have you listened to clamsterdams new album?!?!?

by RIPstickyocto July 2, 2021

Cloyster

The best Pokémon.

My favorite Pokémon. He will pwn anything.

by Juxtapositioning Script August 12, 2003

clasterday

Portmanteau of "class" and "yesterday" meaning the previous meeting. "Clasterday" typically refers to an academic or classroom setting, but can be used for any regularly scheduled meeting.

The professor gave us homework clasterday.
I missed clasterday, do you have the notes?

by nielrenned February 15, 2017