by sidewalk banana June 02, 2009
Franky:Oh man theres no more wood
Jamie:It's ok we'll just usse susie's clarinet, thats all its good for.
Jamie:It's ok we'll just usse susie's clarinet, thats all its good for.
by QuienEsTuMadre October 23, 2007
Old-time slang for penis, most popular in the 1920's. Currently still very popular in nursing homes and anywhere frequented by octogenarians.
by Goulet198 September 15, 2009
Codename for a black man's penis. Also a feeble insignificant instrument that is useless on it's own, and needs 50,000 other clarinets playing with it to be heard over a trombone. Loudest volume: messopiano, if they try really hard. Have no real use in anything but concert band, and are only put in marching bands in school because the directors feel sorry for them. Ever notice how there are no woodwinds in professional marching bands? Play melody 99% of the time because the writers don't know what else to do with them.
by Booooooooooob October 27, 2007
the stupidest instrument ever created. it sounds like a dying duck. the world would be benefited if it would disappear. a band/orchestra would have to be extremely good to drown out the disguisting clarinet noise.
trumpeteer: hey do u play an instrument
clarinetist/stupid person: yea clarinet
trumpeteer: then im not talking to u. ur not worthy.
clarinetist/stupid person: yea clarinet
trumpeteer: then im not talking to u. ur not worthy.
by trumpeteer March 28, 2009
Last competition Golden River Marching Festival
Clarinet Player: (clarinet screeches during the ballad) "ooopss"
During the scoring portion
Drum Major- 83.0
Color Guard- 94.0
Percussion-83.0
Brass-96.6
Woodwinds-45.7
Whole Band score- 70.1
Trumpet Section: Stupid screech needles ruined are chance of winning
Low Brass: What the fuck those stupid screech needles are always ruining everything
Drumline and Pit Percussion: At least we scored well
Flute, Saxophones, and low reeds: Those darn screech needles are always ruining our score
Color Guard: I feel like hitting them with a flag
Drum Major: I thought I taught you better than that.
Clarinet Player: (clarinet screeches during the ballad) "ooopss"
During the scoring portion
Drum Major- 83.0
Color Guard- 94.0
Percussion-83.0
Brass-96.6
Woodwinds-45.7
Whole Band score- 70.1
Trumpet Section: Stupid screech needles ruined are chance of winning
Low Brass: What the fuck those stupid screech needles are always ruining everything
Drumline and Pit Percussion: At least we scored well
Flute, Saxophones, and low reeds: Those darn screech needles are always ruining our score
Color Guard: I feel like hitting them with a flag
Drum Major: I thought I taught you better than that.
by ScottMcCall1202 February 28, 2016
A reed woodwind instrument. Probably the most annoying instrument of all time, especially when not played correctly. Just give up, clarinet players and go play trumpet.
At last year's band concert, the clarinets squeaked so bad their solo of "When the Saints Go Marching In" was an unrecognizable chorus of squeaks and extremely low notes.
by Mieself March 10, 2014