clarked 

To engage in anal intercourse with a girl, without using lubrication. (Painful to both parties)

Man, I Clarked this bitch so hard last night my wang is on fire.

clarked by anonymous April 19, 2005

Clarked 

To wreck, or otherwise cause damage to a vehicle, due to lack of concentration.

Don clarked the rental car.

Clarked by Spruce Goose Gang November 15, 2006

Clarked 

To take one's things be sheer ignorance or ill-attention. Often someone's prized possession or the last remaining item available to a group.

Can refer to time wasted by an individual who babbles on unintelligibly.

Has anyone seen my map markers? No man, I think someone "Clarked" it.

Someone keeps "Clarking" the last cup of coffee.

Clarked by Top_Tank July 28, 2012

clacked

The action of getting ran into on a ski slope. Usually a result of a gaper taking slow, unpredictable turns that take up the entire mountain.

Dude that gaper made a turn out of nowhere and I clacked him!
Sorry I'm late, I almost clacked this gaper back there.

clacked by Reih April 25, 2008

clarked 

To get arrested for driving while intoxicated after a night of heavy drinking to celebrate Cinco de Mayo.

The fucking police clarked me last night and I had to spend 17 hours in the city jail.

clarked by anonymous May 7, 2005

clacked up 

to get beat up or attacked

You and your friend are going to get clacked up.

clacked up by Kenny Doss January 10, 2008

clarked 

When a female may or may not have had sex due to the wasted male partner chucking his guts up before any possible act takes place.

Girl: I think i got clarked last night..Adam spewed all over his door before we even got into his bed..

..i don't even think he remembers me going down on his mamba last night!

clarked by Mambam March 9, 2008