Clanker

Noun:
The name given to the Ukrainian Protesters by way of their frequent clanking on looted riot shields and metal pipes as an act of protest.

Man, those clankers really fight for freedom!
"Can't clank the tank"

by Cheeki Breeki January 24, 2014

Clanker

the hard r word for robots or anything mechanical

That clanker right there is so annoying.

by Dr.Kim123 November 15, 2021

clankered

To shit ones pants in the most funniest of ways.

Nicola: Ah no I just clankered my nicks.

by Lora Logic July 8, 2007

clanker

Droppings; Shit falling into the toilet and making a noise.

Oh man, I just dropped a fat clanker!

Where ya going? I gotta drop a clanker! Be right back!

Where's Dan? He's in the bathroom droppin' a clanker!

I left a few floating clankers in there for ya!

Ben enjoyed eating Dan's clankers.

by Dan October 5, 2004

Clanker

- A girl who is fine, but is under the age of consent, that could result in you being put in jail.

I saw a lot of clankers at the mall on Saturday.

"Be careful dude, that girl your dating is a clanker..." "You know it!"

by BeanDeth May 30, 2008

Clanker

A character from the Banjo-Kazooie series. A large robotic shark who shreds garbage for the antagonist of the game, Gruntilda. He resides in the world Clanker's Cavern.

"Clanker is the worst character in the Banjo-Kazooie series.

by Banjo-Bruhzooie January 5, 2020

Bowl clanker

That fucking asshole who eats cereal so aggressively as to beat the sides of the bowl, creating that unique clank sound. Damned assholes.

"Stop beating the fucking cereal bowl! You annoying bowl clanker!"

by Moist genitals May 21, 2019