clamming

-verb- The art of anal sex after-play, where the pitcher, after ejaculating in his partner's anus, uses a straw to suck and blow the jizm in and out of the catcher's anus.

Bill and Ted had an excellent adventure yesterday, they bought a box of straws, then they spent the afternoon fucking each other up the ass and clamming. Unfortunately Bill swallowed the clam which left Ted unfulfilled.

by Nelson Birdwell December 4, 2010

Clamming

The act of putting a bent beer bottle cap (resembles the clam) or pop tab in someone's beverage. It's great fun at a get together, seeing who can clam the most people or just one person in particular many times.

Bob: You should go clamming. Clam Suzy, bro, she got me earlier
Bryan: Alright!
*Bryan walks past Suzy's drink sitting on the table and drops a "clam" in while she isn't paying attention*
*Suzy takes a sip of her beer*
Suzy: WTF, who clammed me?!

by Hahaharry balls October 22, 2013

clamming

Verb; the act of hanging out with, peing partners with or being with someone.

Guy 1: brosinski i dont have a partner for this rollercoaster, mind if we clam?

Guy 2: we were clamming before but you ditched. but fine, we can clam on this one, just dont shuck me at the last second like last time.

by the dentist223 March 31, 2011

clamming

The act or practice of one masturbating.

Derrick's mom walked in on him clamming.

by Barbara AHHH June 11, 2008

Clamming

fapping inside your kitchen while squeezing your nuts between two metal clamps.

'Hey, can you come over to my place?'
'No sorry, I'm busy with my clamming session

by Dicktionairy Nibba January 10, 2020

Clamming

Another form of when someone is crying and laughing with two different emotions

The girl, who had depression, was clamming.

by Big 🍌 February 13, 2020

Clamming

When two girls are scissoring but both of the pussies are dirty.

“Did you hear the Rachel and Janette were clamming the other night at the party?”

by Love Handle 69 420 May 1, 2021