Clameron

Collective word for David Cameron and Nick Clegg, the new Prime Minister and Deputy Prime Minister of Great Britain.

"Jimmy, did you hear about that new government policy that Clameron put forward?"

by AlliceTreeDerby May 19, 2010

Rooster clawed

When someone scratches someone else with their toenail.

“Ahhh! You fucking rooster clawed me again! Trim your disgusting toe nails you lazy asshole.”

by StyreneOxide August 18, 2018

Shided and farded and camed

When you shid and fard and came your pants, this is the definition

Person 1: I SHIDED AND FARDED AND CAMED MY PANTS GEORGE
George: Hold my oatmeal

by FARD TIME June 17, 2018

White Clawed

When a normally mild-mannered soccer mom has a rare night without a game, she may tend to throw down a handful or two of the eponymous hard sodas, thereby exhibiting atypical behavior. Commonly in the form of erotic folk dancing, burping contests or firing on step dads.

"Dood! Did you see Tyler's mom at the block party last night? All dancing in the cul-de-sac and shit. Where did she even get that tambourine? Totally White Clawed up."

by Mitch Kumstien June 7, 2019

clayed-up

To be in a complete drunken stupor. Blacked-out. Belligerently and irresponsibly intoxicated. Out of control. Often nude or violent against persons and their property and/or verbally abusive to friends and family members.

I got super clayed-up last night and fought my dad.

by Boobuhkarr Washington July 15, 2010

Scat Clawed

When one or more finger slip though the toilet paper when wiping leaving fecal remnants on one's digits.

Dude what is that on your fingers? You eating Chocolate?
No braaaaaaahhh. Just took a wet, greasy dump and ended up getting Scat Clawed.

Rank as fuck broohhhh. Wash your hands. Ya got Farmer's Nail too.

by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2015

Camed

Past tense of cum. Used by intellectuals worldwide.

I shidded and farded and camed.

by Camed, Esq. July 28, 2019