Clacka

Aussie slang for arse. Derived from the word cloaca which is a bird's vent, i.e. a bird only has one hole to shit, piss and root with. This amazing all-in-one hole is located on the underside of a bird's tail.

Birds reproduce using a sexual move called the 'clacka kiss', with the male and female birds putting their clacka's together so the male can shoot his load straight up his bitches' behind.

Goddam if Brett keeps on eating my chips I'm gonna kick him straight up the clacka!

by fistintheface October 21, 2010

Clamando

When a woman does not wear underwear. The female version of "commando."

The paparrazi goes nuts when Brittany Spears goes clamando.

by NudgeFellen August 10, 2007

clamateur

A naive male inexperienced in the workings of the fairer sex's farmyard apparatus.

The Lad had no idea what he was doing down there. He was a total clamateur.

by Jimmy_M March 19, 2006

clabango

Usually spelled 🆑🅰️🅱️🅰️🆖🅾️, pretty much the equivalence of Kachow. Used mostly with an agreement.

Zach: Hey turns out that I can come over.
Jake: clabango

by Oshawottlovestacos August 26, 2017

cakage fee

The fee a restaurant charges to cut and serve a cake when you bring the cake to the restaurant yourself. Similar to the corkage fee to open and serve your own bottle of wine.

We were surprised that the restaurant charged a $22 cakage fee at our daughter's birthday party.

by Marty Garnett January 13, 2008

Chakamaka

An other word to define a sweet,very nice looking girl. Used on the street.

Oh man, look at that chakamaka over there. (When 3 beautiful girls walk down the street.)

by Niels i September 25, 2007

clamagram

When a woman sends a picture of her vagina to someone. The female equivalent of a dick pic.

Eeeww, Sally just sent me a clamagram.

by gleenn July 22, 2017