Cifu

One of the most common questions that cross men's minds while meeting a hot girl - or a hot anything, according to the subject's sex tastes.

While the complete sentence is well known (can I fuck you?) but can't be used in all occasions, this shortened version, pronounced see-foo, might actually help many hesitant subjects to finally get to the point.

Dude jogging at the park to the girl in shorts running in front of him: "Oh, so you're new here?"

While the bubble on his head spells "And so, cifu?

by wispowaspo February 6, 2010

crufuzzed

to take weed drink alcohol and take some uppers

man i was so crufuzzed i woke up naked in a phone box last night

by my god October 31, 2007

Ciuffo

The Italian word for combover/quiff. The wearer of this hairstyle is most likely an Italian kid who has 37 hair creams for his ciuffo. He also pronbaly works at a pizzeria where despite moving around a lot his ciuffo remains unscathed.

Alessandro: Minchia, it took me 20 minutes to fix my ciuffo. I

by Ciuffo May 25, 2017

Ciuffo

To reach startling heights of failure

Man 1- today I rejected free oral sex from Angelina Jolie, burned down an orphanage, snapped a kittens neck, And had Taco Bell remove the Crunch Wrap Supreme from the menu.

Man 2- Wow, dude, your a real Ciuffo.

by Miiiiiiiic Asssssmaaaaaan October 19, 2007

cufu

a style that is dynamic and individual.
a look that is all your own.

"Are you cufu?"
"That dude's style is cufu"

by cufuguru April 12, 2009

clufuckle

When a clusterfuck combines with a debacle for the perfect storm of fuck-upness.

Letting Congress set their own salaries is a clufuckle waiting to happen.

by obxmar January 14, 2014

Cufuffle

To cuddle and spoon fuck all day while leaving his penis in her all day long.

Today is a perfect to to lay and cufuffle because it's raining.
I just want to cufuffle on my day off with you.

by Mamabear0901 April 25, 2017