A stupid city boy who does not know how to the following:
.ride a horse
.rope a cow
.know the meaning of hard work
A city slicker often trys to be a 'country boy' which they dont realize makes them look more stupid
.ride a horse
.rope a cow
.know the meaning of hard work
A city slicker often trys to be a 'country boy' which they dont realize makes them look more stupid
'A city slciker walks into a bar with his cowboy hat and boots, but he doesnt fool anyone because everyone can tell the difference by the way he walks, the way he talks, the way he wears his hat, and the fiasco is really over when he pulls out his cell phone!
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Is most likely white, will make so many music and Grey Anatomy's reference's you'll want to throw them out the window. Also, if they go 1 hour without StarBucks, visiting Coachella, or talking about drama they will collapse and fall into a white girl's coma.
“Did you see that guy Cooper in LP he’s such a city slicker.”
“Oh my god Cooper is the biggest city slicker I know.”
“Oh my god Cooper is the biggest city slicker I know.”
by Notaboutthosecityslickers November 5, 2019
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Country Dude: Hey there!
City Slicker: Oh hey I love coachella and starbucks!!!!
*Country Dude grabs shotgun and shots said city slicker in the face*
City Slicker: Oh hey I love coachella and starbucks!!!!
*Country Dude grabs shotgun and shots said city slicker in the face*
by I write Rom Coms not trageties April 25, 2017
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Random person 2: what do you expect their obviously a city slicker.
Random person 2: what do you expect their obviously a city slicker.
by early sleeper ;) August 22, 2018
Get the city slicker mug.Also known as "Mr. Park Avenue Manicure", city slickers have three usually drive fancy German cars, and they are often seen wearing Gucci loafers. They are often defined by their lack of farming experience, attempting to plant things such as gummy bears on soil with a PH of 9.6 when they clearly need a 7.8 max.
Person 1: Well well, look at the city slicker pulling up in his fancy German car.
City slicker: This car was made in Guatemala!
Person 2: Well, PARDON US, Mr. "Gucci loafers".
City slicker: I bought these shoes from a hobo!
Person 1: Well, la-dee-da, Mr. "Park Avenue Manicure".
City slicker: I'm sorry, but I believe in good grooming.
Person 3: You ain't gonna grow nothing on the old Simpsons place, that's why yo daddy abandoned it!
City slicker: Oh, what do you know?
Person 3: Well, I know your soil PH is up around 9.6 and you need a 7.8 max.
City slicker: Oh, that's just superstition! You watch me, I'll grow something out there!
Person 3: Not if you're plantin' gummy bears!
City slicker: D'oh!
City slicker: This car was made in Guatemala!
Person 2: Well, PARDON US, Mr. "Gucci loafers".
City slicker: I bought these shoes from a hobo!
Person 1: Well, la-dee-da, Mr. "Park Avenue Manicure".
City slicker: I'm sorry, but I believe in good grooming.
Person 3: You ain't gonna grow nothing on the old Simpsons place, that's why yo daddy abandoned it!
City slicker: Oh, what do you know?
Person 3: Well, I know your soil PH is up around 9.6 and you need a 7.8 max.
City slicker: Oh, that's just superstition! You watch me, I'll grow something out there!
Person 3: Not if you're plantin' gummy bears!
City slicker: D'oh!
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