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Cistercian Preparatory School

A preparatory school based in Irving, that has systematically cultured depression, being antisocial, having anxiety, and gay habits. It is also known for having no racial diversity, as most of the population is composed of white baseball and football players. Although Cistercian markets itself to be a academically rigorous school, the students are actually just a bunch of boys whose main goal is to procrastinate. A well known motto known throughout the school is, “it’s not how smart you are, it’s how good you are at hiding your stupidity.”

However, the students are not to blame for this occurrence. If put in any other school they would blossom greatly. Many of them have great talent. However, when put under the rigorous and painful liberal arts education that is Cistercian, the students fold and are churned into cubicle-like workers.
Jimmy: “Why so down Timmy?”
Timmy: “Cistercian Preparatory School is killing me. We were born free but in here we are in chains.”
by JesuitEBoy February 12, 2020
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Cistercian

a very small private school located in Irving, TX. It is widely recognized for having the highest level of academic prestige in the DFW area. While often dismissed and mocked as having a population of exclusively gay, antisocial little twats by the other private schools, Cistercian students are allowed to grow facial hair, making Jesuit beta male faggits want to suck them off at parties. In addition, Cistercian students go on be far more successful than their counterparts at the other private schools.
Jesuit kid: "Bro you seem down today. What's going on?"

Other Jesuit kid: "Bro. I don't get it. Kylie dropped me for a Cistercian kid. Those kids are supposed to be socially awkward fags. The girls are saying he has a cute ass tho. And a beard. I wish I could grow a beard."
by elalmighty March 8, 2019
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Cistern Shuffle

The practice of excreting into the cistern of a toilet.
Take the lid off, do your business, lid back on and flush! The number2 will go through not only the flush water but through most of the toilet plumbing and stink for ages. I've seen it done! Classic
I was at Alex's house warming last Saturday night, and I dropped a cistern shuffle in his toilet, his plumbing is screwed.
by JimBim2 April 15, 2009
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Cisternino

To have one's testicles ripped off, forcefully shoved down ones throat as one is being disemboweled and forced to watch re-runs of Saved By the Bell while slowly dying in agony.
This guy got in a car wreck last night and totally got Cisterninoed. It was pretty fucked up.
by jewbear21 December 20, 2009
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CISTYM

Slang for “Can I speak to your manager." Used mostly by Karens.
Karen: CISTYM?
Manager: I AM THE M A N A G E R
by Is butter a carb? June 12, 2020
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Cistern Terrorist

When a person removes the lid of the toilet Cistern and deposits their waste, and puts the lid back on. This leads to a very terrible smell and a even more dirty toilet after a few days.
"Oh damn, whats that smell?"
"Theres been a Cistern Terrorist in here!"
by arcynum June 24, 2008
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Cister

As a cister I went to Trans Pride with the girls!
by Lsears March 12, 2019
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