CISK

Cambrige international school of Kurdistan also known as CISK is a k-12 private school.This school has potential to be amazing academically and socially but due to poor management this doesn’t happen. Students are either hella arrogant or super insecure no in between. The administration will use the standardized test ,IGCSEs, as an excuse for everything that can be fixed easily. Students transfer out all the time because of its hellish academics and double standards. Not to mention this school is known for ridiculous rumors, most people up till this date think that they separated boys and girls middle schoolers cause some random chick got pregnant in the janitors closet. which is not true. And for some reason guys and girls are always seen as dating even if they are just good friends. Most people transfer out then change their minds because most kids can’t even pick up 1 of the regions languages required for most schools.

A typical cisk conversation:
Karen: are you staying next year.
Kyle: yeah no where else would enroll me.

by Wackysnacky September 27, 2019

The Cisco Kid

A fictional outlaw depicted in the short story "The Callebaroes way". Depicted on films as a hero, although he was written as an outlaw. The subject of two popular songs "The Cisco Kid" by "War" and "Cisco Kid" by "Sublime".

The Cisco kid, he was a friend of mine

by JohnC1234 May 16, 2014

Cisco Wine

Refers to the liquid waste excreted from The Dark Lord himself - comonly in strawberry and peach flavors fermented to the almost joke status of being called a wine. Cisco has known to be referred to as "Liquid Cocaine" or for more practical purposes, "Pipe Cleaner spilled on the floor of an abandoned Buffalo NY train station that eats through concrete faster than a Xenomorph's blood". Cisco, will fuck you in the asshole with a brick that has been dipped in Hepatitis and Fear. It is in the family with the common street wine Wild Irish Rose - except WIR would be a newborn baby and Cisco is the abusive step-father with boundary issues. Can also be used to power a Pratt&Whitney F-16 fighter jet engine or euthanize lab rats. Drinking this substance will lead to physical destruction and loss of memory....for up to the rest of your life. People have reported waking up in pools their own urine, vomit, feces and the broom closet of the YMCA in Rockport Maryland. The hangover that can result from Cisco is the equivalent of sticking your head up the ass of a Kentucky Derby horse in full sprint and being ejected into a brick wall all while undergoing Chemotherapy treatments that could kill an elephant. You are also guranteed to loose one friend while undergoing a Cisco bender and cause your father not to love you anymore; excessive violence has also been reported and wild violent threats to shut down the internet, (not yours the actual Internet) and falling off roofs.

Darren: you seen travis

Mike: he drank two bottles of Cisco Wine the other day on a dare; pulled out his penis in front of a Tourbus carrying "Sisters for Christ" senior leaders and woke up in the stormdrain he thought existed.

Darren:....he in jail?
Mike: yes hes in jail - the storm drain was a womens shelter.

by david magnolia June 29, 2010

ciscocide

The feeling that a CCNA (Cisco Certified Network Associate) student gets when reading through the far-too-detailed information of how the entire interwebs works. Can be described as the equivalent of "death by Cisco".

Detective Barbrady: What do we have here then?
Officer Ballsgravy: Another one took his own life, Chief. Looks like another ciscocide - he was reading Chapter 9 on EIGRP... poor fucker.
Detective Barbrady: DAMN YOU CISCO!

by Spoofnet March 28, 2008

cpskool

Someone moaned during the act of intercourse.

Rick: Oh...CPSKOOL ALL OVER ME

Tina: No, that is gay.

by charlesnorman October 3, 2012

Cisco Wine

The Kool aide from hell. This unearthly blend of burnt rubber, rubbing alcohol and possibly bum piss leads to hallucinations, mental retardation and lack of a home. Drinking a bottle leads to a 3 day hangover that the devil placed upon you himself. Also known as "liquid crack" this anitfreeze/cyanide concoction can also substitute for nail polish remover. If injected will cause tumors. Enjoy!

Scott: Why is Rhonda sleeping in a box under a bridge with no clothes?
Matt: oh she drank cisco wine last night

by Scott Balls October 16, 2008

Cisco

Wine that will fuck you up horribly. It is a drink like none other. Cherished among students in Miami, FL, and will give you a hangover worse than life itself. Even bums wont drink it. Commonly referred to as liquid crack.

"yo nigga, lets go get some cisco",
"nah dawg, il settle for the 211."

by smoff September 22, 2004