circumcision

What happens when ignorant parents are jealous of their beautiful child.

Mother: Honey, our son was so handsome that I cut his foreskin off.
Father: Thank god you circumcised him! At least he isn't as good looking as I am.
^^^ Fucking parents don't even know what circumcision does to the poor boy's sex life.

by ProfessionalProgrammer January 17, 2015

zipper circumcision

act of zipping ones penis up in their fly and taking off a considerable amount of the skin

Wow hes got half his penis missing, what happened?

Last year he got a zipper circumcision...total mess

by traveling salesman October 16, 2010

Oral Circumcision

a type of circumcision that uses the mouth to remove the foreskin. Sometimes they might eat the foreskin to dispose of it

my homie just preformed oral circumcision on me!

by AmongUsHamburgerSussyBalls November 27, 2021

cuban circumcision

Taking a cigar cutter to the Tim of a penis to get rid of the foreskin.

Fidel got one of those Cuban circumcision yesterday. He was waddeling to work today.

by Blackanddeckerpeckerwrecker January 14, 2017

Mexican circumcision

When you’re climbing a fence or wall and snag your foreskin causing it to get ripped off.

My friend had a Mexican circumcision when trying to hop the border.

by ScoobyS December 5, 2019

full body circumcision

The action of circumcising not just the foreskin, but all the skin on the body. Mainly occurs between married couples when times are tough.

Robert: "Hey is that Tommy?"
Alec: "No, Tommy died from his full body circumcision ritual"

by BigJ2246 March 11, 2018

Head off, like a bad circumcision

Self explanatory.

Dave: Ready to shoot off?
Nick: Yep. Let's head off, like a bad circumcision.

Dave: Ready to shoot off?
Nick: Yep. Let's head off, like a bad circumcision.

by RandyRhoads84 June 23, 2021