Cluckery

Verb: To obsess about the menial in a constant,excessively verbal fashion. (Much like a stupid chicken that can't stfu)

Them: Do you think it's raining outside? I mean ohmygosh what if it's overcast and the weather doesn't accent my pink lip gloss?

You: Please! Quit the cluckery already!

IE: Jane Austen Literature contains excess cluckery.

by Netah March 23, 2008

cluckfest

(noun) Any gathering of two or more women who begin to talk loudly and nonsensically over one another about useless things, much the same as a group of chickens clucks wildly and noisily, without exchanging any actual knowledge or really accomplishing anything at all.

Mark: "Hey, you hearin' this noise in the next room? What the fuck are all those broads yelling about?"

Steve: "Engagement rings or some shit. Total fuckin' cluckfest in there."

by Decguy1 December 30, 2011

fuster cluck

Transpositive derivation of cluster fuck, commonly used if a small child, manager, Jehovah's Witness, or HR person is within earshot.

"So the job was a total cluster fu..." Thad stopped himself, eyeing his 3 year old daughter watching him intently, "...fuster cluck."

by Scary Mike June 10, 2004

cluckhead

Used to refer to a crackhead usually used in california

Yo you see the cluckhead over there fiendin.

by Mike August 26, 2003

cluck

a drug addict who doesn't possess the monetary means to support their habit. A "cluck" will often try to scrounge drugs, or small amounts of money to buy drugs, from anyone they know. When they engage in this behavior, the resemble chickens that cluck, peck, and scratch for any morsel of food they can find.

That sorry-ass cluck tried to borrow the change out of the ashtray in my car so he can get high.

by merikafuckyea April 30, 2015

Cluck me sideways keri

When you see some thing new or unusual.

guy1 -''What are you making there.''

guy2- ''A ski bike.''

guy1- ''Well cluck me sideways keri what will they come up with next''

by ngapiko January 17, 2011

chickens be cluckin'

when those skank ass bitches down the hall don't shut the fuck up when a brotha's just tryna go to sleep.

Damn dude those chickens be cluckin' all night, I got no sleep. They wouldn't shut the fuck up about jersey shore.

by in my bathroom fuckin October 15, 2010