Churching

Doing anything related to church. This includes but is not limited to: going to church, attending church, attending highschool/college group, going to Passion or other christian concerts, and serving the poor with members of the church. Someone who is in the act of churching on most occasions will not leave and is therefore useless to non-churching friends.

Alex: "Hey guys we have an extra ticket to see Iron Maiden, who should we invite?"

Travis: "Lets see if Bryan can go."

Alex: "There's no point he's too busy churching right now."

Churching by Henry Litchford December 5, 2011

Churchin 

to be judgin someone harshly

monica takes her bong out and begins to take deep tokes in front of her new friend who does not in fact smoke. He gives her a look as though to say, i cant believe you do that. "you churchin me?" she says.

Churchin by po February 9, 2005

churchianity 

Churchianity is the devolution of Christianity into a mutual admiration society, a social club, which stresses adapting to the modern world instead of purging the evils out of this world. Instead of being driven by the ideas of exposing and opposing sin and eradicating evil, Churchianity strives make the pew occupants feel good about themselves while society self-destructs. Churchianity has abandoned the Ten Commandments in favor of promoting Self-Help, amplified with Bible verses. The Book of Revelation actually predicted this development, calling it the "Church of Laodecia," the church of lukewarm people.

Churchianity combines elements of Prosperity theology, Ecumenism, Universal Salvation, Modernism, "Higher Criticism," Syncretism, etc.

churchianity by Pastor Eli James April 27, 2008

churchianity 

Looking down on a person for not having as much of an OUTWARD showing of their faith as you do... basically, using religon as a reason to judge another person. Judging people while in church rather than paying attention to the sermon. Having the attitude that attendance to church is more important than being a decent person. Having a "holier than thou" outlook towards people who don't attend church as much as you do. Exhibiting hypocritical behavior in regards to being religious.

I'm spiritual, not religious. I don't subscribe to churchianity.

churchianity by Jeff McConnell June 11, 2006

churching

To boast or exaggerate beyond truth. To sell beyond merit.

Dude, Darcy was totally churching you up to that little redheaded girl at the bar last night.

Jim won't stop churching up curling. It's like he's on commission.

churching by Mr Fuckers December 16, 2008

Churchianity 

Modern day institutionalized Christianity. Basically the leader decides what is truth and what is lies based on a bunch of traditions. They have a tough time admitting that their organization is supreme to all others, and absolutely right. They could care less about being real assholes as long as they scare everyone into eating their Dogma like a good person. They pride themselves in the delusion that they are the chosen group, and condemn anyone not in their little club to their so called eternal torture fantasy. They are pretty good at taking scriptures out of context

Some guy in churchianity called me an ear itcher for pointing out that St. Paul spoke all about universal reconciliation.

Churchianity by Jones1423 May 2, 2010

churchin 

To tell someone you'll hangout or be somewhere soon, but never show up on time if at all. Always uses bullshit ass excuses.

"Hey is michael coming over."
"Naw, he's churchin us."

churchin by zykrin August 13, 2014