A post-modern solution for pointers out to be the disinformed lifelike fledgling adrift unto the doldrums; scathing endlessly any name but save He, for there be Mo...to call when the lights darken down ever colder as they go.
It sho' ain't church...
It's Churchoice
Make it
MoRighteous
As religions scramble to cover up their archaic gospel parts that are showing; the edicts to which one must hold to, and echo out to those who dare to doubt THEIR Lord, the discerning mind of man, is now fast came, to quick distain for the pulpit hinded by any "THE prophet." The blood of Christ don't pay like the plasma barons down there at the BuyYoLife, nor are the eyes of the Lowrd, as palpable as the eyes in the skies, the cams in hands, above every door, lightpost, outpost, and outhouse...remind one each moment, "You are being recorded."
And so, verily veritably, invariably inevitably, to come ye now and here forever is yo best, yes, "opgion," be.... MoRighteous, if religion ain't yo bag and interest finds you for a visit to see a friendly, face Churchoice, and make it... MoRighteous.
... We'll share the vig once wise with ya private like, so as to keep as such!
It sho' ain't church...
It's Churchoice
Make it
MoRighteous
As religions scramble to cover up their archaic gospel parts that are showing; the edicts to which one must hold to, and echo out to those who dare to doubt THEIR Lord, the discerning mind of man, is now fast came, to quick distain for the pulpit hinded by any "THE prophet." The blood of Christ don't pay like the plasma barons down there at the BuyYoLife, nor are the eyes of the Lowrd, as palpable as the eyes in the skies, the cams in hands, above every door, lightpost, outpost, and outhouse...remind one each moment, "You are being recorded."
And so, verily veritably, invariably inevitably, to come ye now and here forever is yo best, yes, "opgion," be.... MoRighteous, if religion ain't yo bag and interest finds you for a visit to see a friendly, face Churchoice, and make it... MoRighteous.
... We'll share the vig once wise with ya private like, so as to keep as such!
The Churchoice you like today, had better be Mo, endless Righteous be yo only way, for if tomorrow comes for you, then again, will it be today!
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