cupertino

A city in California (bay area) with 90% of people being asian.
Kids get anything and everything
Schools are hella smart
Most adults who livew here are either in the computer or medicine/pharmacy business

Cupertino is the only city where you need to know calculus when you attend elementary school

by Mia April 17, 2005

cupertino rainbow

Cupertino Rainbow is a term that originated in the porn industry,used to describe the sexual practice of smearing dyed or colored fecal matter on the back of one's partner by application of the penis used as a "paintbrush" following anal sex. The coloring of the fecal matter is achieved by the insertion of small colored wax pellets or "rainbow drops" into the rectum prior to initiating the sex act. Once the pellets melt the colored fecal matter can be applied via fingers or penis. Some enthusiasts or "rainbow chasers" photograph the results of the act for display as art. This act can be seen performed in the 2006 sex tape "Some Whore Under the Rainbow

"she was pretty open minded , but would never allow me to try the cupertino rainbow with her"

by DMZ1978 May 24, 2008

chupeton

spanish for hickey

quieres un chupeton en tu cuello?

by chevelita July 7, 2007

Cupertino

Figurative. A state of mind in which one is present in the here and now, experiencing life as good regardless of circumstance. It is always sunny and 85 in Cupertino. It's an attitude of gratitude and detachment. A sense of durable well being.

"I am in Cupertino!" "Let's meet me in Cupertino?"

by Happyallthetime May 24, 2014

cupertino

The land of the non-Ghetto where kindergardeners run with 40 GIG iPods, elemetary schoolers compare helicopters and high schoolers don't have enough money for lunch.

"That's all? A voice activated locker? Check out my new Boeing 747!"

by Bob Ewell (I wish i lived in cupurrtino) February 10, 2005

cupertino

Cu·per·ti·no

1. A city of western California west of San Jose. It has an electronics industry. Population: 40,263.
2. A bubble full of sheltered kids
3. Often hang outs are Starbucks, Santa Clara Billiards, or Tapioca Express.
4. Three main rules:
a. Don't fuck with asian people
b. Don't fuck with the o.g.'s
c. Don't fuck with the asian o.g.'s
5. A gram of weed is $10-15
6. Lynbrook HS, Monta Vista HS, Cupertino HS, Homestead HS, Fremont HS
7. Keep peace

guy a: where you from man?
guy b: cupertino
guy a: where the fuck is that
guy b: my surburb ghetto.

by mwhaha May 18, 2005

cupert

To constantly beat the shit out ya mrs for not getting her bazongas out.

Reuben Armstrong cuperts his girlfriend everyday. She is soon to die.

by RoadToDeek August 7, 2023