chuffing back a fat dart

Smoking a cigarette

No idea what this cunt is but he's chuffing back a fat dart and that's all that matters

by Anita Henjebb September 2, 2017

Monkey Chuffer

After a night of beer and curry abuse the morning after shit that causes severe ring sting leaves one walking like a monkey.

Dude, all that beer and curry last night has left my rusty bullet hole red raw, man i'm walking like a fucking monkey chuffer.

by Cheesy and PJ January 14, 2004

Chuffed

To be very excited and/or impressed.

"I am so chuffed about going to the concert Friday night!"

by Babydoll75 February 26, 2019

chanfag

A person who uses the chans (4chan) to the point of bringing it somewhere else.

User 1: >greentext
User 1: autism
User 1: forced memes
User 2: God, you're such a chanfag.

by An Old Man July 7, 2014

chuff chance

when a football (soccer) player misses his shot.

Commentator: Dele Alli passes it up the middle. Kane takes a shot! Oh it’s off the post! Chuff Chance for Harry Kane!

by Ilovecocain August 17, 2018

Chuffed to bits

To be thrilled by something.

"I'm chuffed to bits by your b donka donk" -Hugh Laurie

by ElephatShiAT December 17, 2008

chuffed

To be very pleased, proud or happy with yourself

I just scored free tickets to the gig, I'm well chuffed!

by dr.rob June 10, 2004