chumpers

a beautiful girl

Molly Lynch is my little chumpers

by Ralphy McGregor April 12, 2004

chumpress

The act of chummy oppression. A form of psychic vampirism identified by one or more of the following behaviours:

1. Leaning unnaturally into you while speaking to you.
2. Squeezing of body parts normally used for common social courtesies. (e.g. squeezing hand while shaking, squeezing shoulder while hugging)
3. An overbearing and disarming friendliness that prevents you from escaping their clutches gracefully and leaves you with a lingering longing to smite them.

I cant go to that bar anymore. Dan's excessive squeezing gestures and overwhelming friendliness disarms me and leaves me feeling chumpressed.

by deadlydan09 November 29, 2010

chumpies

a very good looking girl or girls

man there are some chumpies here tonight
or
man there is like 2 full chump and 3 half chumps here we even gotta chunky chump in the corner

by zam1387 August 14, 2006

Chumpers

Stoner/ high retard

This kid is such a chumpers all he does is smoke weed and eat all my food

by Pizza3698 November 28, 2014

cumpsee

A game where someone pisses in a jar, and someone cumpsees in a jar. There is a woman holding a baguette involved, she is blindfolded and asked to dip the baguette in a jar of her choice then eat the baguette. Loss either way for her, whilst the other to (usually men) can sit around and win either way because it's funny.!

Hey, Keypad, do you want to play Cumpsee?

by Goddamitfml December 10, 2016

Chumpules

The Hercules of all chumps. A person who takes ridicule from his ex-wife and likes it.

Man, are you answering your ex-wife's phone call again? You're chumpules.

by hunkules May 8, 2012

ChumPeeOn

A moron who foolishly does the bidding of a master . Also has a thirst for pee from Russian prostitutes.

Daffy is a chumPeeOn of Vladimir Putin.

by xrrd July 22, 2018