Chromesome

A mutated chromosome that makes someone update google chrome every time a new version comes out (Prounounced krome uh zome)

Person1: Ooh! The new version of google chrome came out! I need to download it!

Person2: Wow, you have a Chromesome!

by X-Ychromosome July 13, 2012

Chromesac

A school issued chromebook or other piece of technology that has frequent problems and is generally useless outside of schoolwork.

"My stupid chromesac is at 3% charge."
"Dude, you broke my chromesac!"
"Does anybody have a stupid chromesac charger?"

by Omomomomo September 27, 2018

ChromeOS

Fucking trash

ChromeOS is fucking trash

by IHateChromeOS October 30, 2020

Chronessimist

Someone who overestimates the time it will take to do something or go somewhere. The opposite of a chronoptimist.

"I was always such a chronoptimist when it came to sex, though. I'd need to be home at 12, so I figured I'd swing by his house at 9, but we'd be done by 9:30."
"Uh, I think you meant chronessimist."
"Thinking I had more time for sex? I'd say that's pretty optimistic."

"It takes me 15 minutes to get home, but she wants to me to leave now to be home at 3. It's only 2! She's such a chronessimist!"

by Palomaprofanity June 24, 2009

chromes

a pair of rims 20 inches and above that are chrome painted.

damn look at that lexus rinin on chromes

by stephen stocker February 23, 2005

Chromegirl

a women who can suck the chrome of a bumper

Dude, becky is such a chromegirl after she was done sucking my dick, it turned bright red.

by Will M. May 13, 2005

chromeism

new geek speak term for loving the new google browser, chrome

Chromeism of the day - "Microsoft Windows, Here Today, CHROME tomorrow."

by ichrome2 October 28, 2008