Christofer Drew

The absolute hottest man in the world(sorta)
He's so freaking hot!
NEVERSHOUTNEVER bitchazz.
haha. LOVE CHRISTOFER DREW INGLE!!!!

Christofer Drew sang Bigcitydreams, making me moist.

by Vegas Violence May 24, 2009

Christofine

The art of being a fine Christopher

Man Christopher is fine he's Christofine

by Christofine July 21, 2017

Christobelle

Christobelle is a smart and charming young lady. She sometimes struggles but she's a great problem solver and always makes it through. She is wise beyond her years but she sometimes makes hasty decisions. She always recovers from these bad decisions on top and ahead of everybody.

Sam: Dang did you hear Christobelle is pregnant?
Sophie: Yeah she's keeping it too is she crazy?!
2 years later
Christobelle: Yeah it was hard at times but we made it, isn't that right Cora?
Cora: Yeah, I love you mommy.

by Minnie_Mouse❤ December 2, 2017

Christophiliac

A geek who is only 14 or 15 and loves classical music, he also wants to shag Christ. I pity this fool indeed and you should to. He also never, and yes I mean never, lets someone else anwer a question in the classroom. Some advice he should recieve is to be a little more immature and have a bit of fun in his life. And if this reminds you of anyone refer them to the best Psychiatrist immeadiately!

Shut up you Cristophiliac.

by Nathan Evans March 8, 2005

Christoffel

They are one-of-a-kind, grade-A pieces of shit that complain in high piched voices whenever someone says something that they don't like. They are so big headed while they are driving around town in their yellow cars (everyone hates yellow).

"Hay dude check that yellow car"
"Yeah, it's problably a Christoffel driving that car"

by muderfucker February 23, 2017

christophile

Someone who is overtly, annoyingly, and totally christian to the point where you want to take their bible and give them a newly shaped frontal lobe with it. Basically, this is a homophone for bible-thumper, and holy roller.

God, he/she is such a christophile.

by Jesus was Emo. December 17, 2007

Christoffel

No bitches
No damsels
No maidens
Can't even touch gold

"Damn, that guy is a real Christoffel"

by MarcyMeow March 24, 2022