Charlie Brown Christmas tree 

1) A pathetic little twig that's left on the Christmas tree lot on Christmas Eve.

2) Any pathetic-looking thing that might possibly be redeemed with some love.

1) I have no money, so I'm going to wait until Christmas Eve and get me a Charlie Brown Christmas tree.

2) Everyone told Muffy that her computer geek boyfriend was a loser, but now he's pulling down $100G a year--turns out he was a Charlie Brown Christmas tree.

Charlie Brown Christmas tree by Justanotherwoodchuck November 29, 2005

fucking around the christmas tree 

Taking too long to do something.

We were getting ready to go to the pub but johnno was fucking around the christmas tree doing his hair..

fucking around the christmas tree by TAMZANARIAN April 24, 2016

Cornhill Christmas Tree

A shopping cart or baby carriage adorned with shopping bags full of cans hanging off the sides. Often more well-decorated than the average christmas tree. Typically found in the Cornhill Neighborhood of East Utica, NY

Look how many cans he has! I bet he has a cornhill christmas tree at his james street apartment!

Cornhill Christmas Tree by uticany April 29, 2011

Carolina Christmas Tree 

A Carolina Christmas Tree is when a group of friends get into the holiday spirit by defecating in the same toilet without flushing-resulting in a pile of fecal matter that loosely resembles a Christmas tree. A star carefully placed on top of turd tree completes the decoration.

Heather and her friends helped the mall get in the holiday spirit by giving them a Carolina Christmas Tree.

Carolina Christmas Tree by Giggling_santa December 9, 2021

Christmas tree surfing 

Holding on/sitting on a Christmas tree and being dragged around while it is pulled by a vehicle. This is accomplished by tying one end of a rope to the tip of a Christmas tree and the other end to a tow hitch on the vehicle. The rider sits on the tree and then the driver pulls him/her around along with the Christmas tree, and hence "surfs" across the street/lawn.

Did you hear about the guy who wiped out while Christmas tree surfing? He hit a parked car and is now in the hospital!

Christmas tree surfing by allen314159 December 30, 2009

Christmas Tree Ballsack Shuffle 

The Christmas Tree Ballsack Shuffle is where a male, or anyone who has a penis and a nice sack of balls, lays on a Christmas tree with their testicles rubbing against the bark of a tree. Then a person hopefully of your choice is riding the dick. Then the movement of their hips moves the ball sack around on the tree, causing immediate ejaculation.

Woah dude last night I tried the Christmas tree ballsack shuffle, the splinters were totally worth it.

Christmas Tree Ballsack Shuffle by queeferia March 28, 2022

Christmas tree'd 

Colloquial term for someone who has had a vasectomy

"I've been Christmas tree'd. My balls are only there for decoration now"

Christmas tree'd by DinkumDavo September 16, 2014