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Chris Christie

Donald Trump's fuck boy. A sycophant reminiscent of villains' scheming-but-pathetic advisors in genre films.
"That dude thinks he is going to get his hands on some of the goods, but he is just a weak-ass toadie, ass-kisser, and a Chris Christie.
Christie’s are dope a$ f<\< and can hang wit anyone cuz they bad like that! Christie ain’t a girl you can mess wit doe Because she a [diamond- and she will CUT yo muthafuckin ass up and serve it to you on a silver platter and watch you eat it. Don’t let her classiness fool you doe cuz she good AND SHE HOOD!
Trina: Who that chick walking in like she gangsta?

Lamar: That Queen Be Christie.

Trina: DAAANNNNNNNGGGGGGG!!!
Christie by MystifyMeINXS November 28, 2020

Christine 

A beautiful woman with long locks and sparkling eyes. Normally has a boyfriend and admirers. Kind and smart. Usually seems depressed or sad. Normal my when people Complement her she usually denies the complement or ignore it
Friend "your so pretty"
Christine"no I'm not"
Friend"your so nice"
Christine ...
Christine by BoiFwend January 21, 2019

Christine 

A girl who all the guys want and think she's beautiful
Is that Christine? I want her!!!
Christine by lucylove101 March 19, 2019

Chris Christie

Donald Trump's fat sex slave that's a member of the ku klux klan.
You know your life is great when you aren't a chris christie
Chris Christie by Toppet May 26, 2016
Being a Christie is an extremely high honor. A christie is beautiful, confident, outgoing and super intelligent. It’s not like being something common, unintelligent and dull like a Jenn, a Kristen or a Paula.
Look at that girl. She’s got it all. She must be a christie.
Christie by Chris809 November 22, 2017