christian

one who has to believe in another man because they dont believe in themselves, a follower, a leader can think for themselves in making right judgement calls, they spread love through violence and kill those who oppose their ideas (just ask the native americans)
I am a christian so when I kill I am forgiven or have a problem I cant figure it out on my own so I will pray and receive an answer.
by Thee POD February 18, 2010
Get the christian mug.

christian

One who believes that the god intelligent and impressive enough to have created the beauty and mystery of life, love, and the physical laws behind our existence is the same being that is going to send most of the people that ever existed to an eternity of torturous punishment because they had the wrong ideas regarding the unknowable and unseeable make sense to them.
by Urban Dictionary September 14, 2007
Get the christian mug.

christian

he is sexy as fuck and has a bit dick in his pants
christian: Baby im trinna fuck😏
The girl: Ok daddy😫
by llcd October 28, 2019
Get the christian mug.

christian

he is a gay faggot that doesnt care about anyone but him self he bullies shorter people
christian is a fag
by Flash oops March 21, 2019
Get the christian mug.

christian

christian is a loud, hyperactive crackhead.
“why is that kid so loud, hyperactive, and a crackhead

“here at cfla, we just call him christian.”
by cflacrackhead February 08, 2020
Get the christian mug.

christian

a culture that thinks that they are ultimately right and think that their religion is the best because of all the dominant white people. they try to make everyoe believe in their religion and they think that everyone should follow thier dumb rules, which they themselves go against.
i am christian and if you dont believe my religion you are going to hell
by shaneeks June 27, 2010
Get the christian mug.

christian

A person who believes in a false hope because they can't accept that they are just going to die like all the rest of us and succumb to the black nothingness that is our unavoidable future as humans.

Truth.
That christian ass hole thinks he's up on a pedestal...

he's gonna be in the ground before me.

worm food bitches.

just like jesus.
by shadaisy mcjangles February 04, 2010
Get the christian mug.