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Neo-Christanity

Neo-Christianity is made up of the people on the religious right, who preach love yet support wars, who preach tolerance yet hate gay people, who preach peace yet rage against people who disagree with them. Basically people who say they follow the teachings of Jesus but actually follow the teachings of George W. Bush.
Neo-Christianity is made up of some of the biggest hypocrites in the world.

Neo-Christianity is a hybrid of a Neo-con and Christian.
by JackD March 20, 2005
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Chrisanthos

Commonly referred to as Chris, or Hollywood Chris. A man, usually of Greek origin, that is very well-endowed. A sexy english accent is common among Chrsanthos'. He's a charming young fella but may occasionally have a douchey moment. He's quick witted and likes taking the piss. He averages about 165 pounds and is usually 100% pure muscle. They excel at games such as rock paper scissors and have a knack for picking up new things. He's confident and self assured but likes the praise of women especially those from Canada, in particular, ones named Angela of whom he longs for every night. In addition to his attractive appearance, and confident swagger Chrisanthos' can be quite sensitve, they enjoy classic films and have a soft spot for romantic tear jerkers, particularly those emotional airport scenes. This is why, when dealing with a Chrisanthos you must ALWAYS be waiting to greet them with open arms when they arrive at an airport or you will feel forever indebted to them because they have a sly way of laying on guilt trips. All in all Chrisanthos' are like needles in haystacks so when you find one...... DON'T LEAVE THEM AT THE AIRPORT!
"aww look at that hot guy waiting all alone at the airport... his name must be Chrisanthos."

You've got to see a Chrisanthos' 'package'
by angmmm February 4, 2010
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Christatic

Adj. Describes a really, really, really good Christmas.
Feeney spent his holidays in the Philippines and had a Christatic time.
by Nicnoc November 30, 2010
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Chrishanukwandiwaleid

The seasonal holiday stretching from November to the New Year, encompassing Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Diwali and Eid.
Man, this Chrishanukwandiwaleid season is really wearing me out!
by Cogitovore November 22, 2011
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Chrisanthropy

Contempt for humanity provoked by exposure to the trappings of Christmas (e.g. crowds of shoppers, TV advertisements, endless rehashing of festive hits on the radio etc). A portmanteau, formed out of the words "Christmas" and "misanthropy".
Seeing the Coke ad filled Manfred with deep feelings of Chrisanthropy. He was later arrested for assaulting a department-store Santa.
by Monte Pindik November 22, 2011
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Chriseaning

A girl who acts crazy and does outrageous things for a dude who most likely isn’t feeling her as much as she is feeling him. Basically she acts aggressive and crazy like Chrisean Rock
Ayo Mia rlly Chriseaning she beat tf out Jay’s cousin cus she thought that Jay was cheating on her with his cousin
by Munchin4life March 18, 2023
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Chriszani

A term for a moment of slowness, confusion, and or dumbness. It is used as a noun, and the adjective form is Chriszanic, helping describe a person that continuously experiences moments of slowness.
Miguel: I busted a chriszani when I thought that buffalo wings were made from buffaloes.

Sarah Park: LMAO, oh my god, my friend Soo Chin is so Chirszanic, she's slow like 24/7 ughh.
by Young.Money December 22, 2008
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