chrisevansdirtywh0re

chrisevansdirtywh0re is a special person! am i concerned for them, they are a amazing friend. 🙄💅

chrisevansdirtywh0re is like my fav mutual
my fav celebrity is chrisevansdirtywh0re

by iminlovewithnatasha July 16, 2021

Chrisplain

To Chrisplain is to...
1.) Explain something that is incredibly obvious to everyone involved.
2.) Explain something to someone who didn't ask for the explanation.

"Did that guy really just chrisplain to me that I'm out of mana?"
"Man, I didn't ask for all that shit to be chrisplained to me."

by Impaleification September 22, 2018

chrisevanssweatyball

chris evans ball of sweat lol. ALSO MY FAV mutual who has a gorgtastic username !! 😍😘

if chrisevanssweatyball is reading this ily bestie 😽😽

by mxrvelxst May 31, 2021

chrisevansdirtywh0re

the account of the hottest being in the universe. they are the hater of sebastian stan and tom felton, big fan of florence pugh and bunions

bella: oh i love chrisevansdirtywh0re, they followed me back on tiktok

flo: omg same let me break up with my 46 year old bf and marry her

by florencepughsbunion July 16, 2021

chrisgplays

chrisgplays is a person who makes youtube videos for fun>

chrisgplays rules

by JacksonicDM94 June 8, 2018

chrisevansasscheeks

Hottest bi girly I know. (Definitely not In love with them and definitely don’t FaceTime them at night.)

I love chrisevansasscheeks they are such a good friend.

by wandalover4life June 7, 2021

chrisevansbiteme

one of the best tiktok pages to ever exist. they’re hilarious and actually married to chris evans!

me: im literally obsessed with @chrisevansbiteme’s tiktok page, it’s hilarious they’re amazing.

my friend: me too tbh‼️

by paulruddisadilf.com June 9, 2021