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Chowd

A piece of chewing gum or the plural version chowder
primarily used when chowd is on seats
ERRR!! chowder chair
Daniel Roughley sat in The Chowder
by James Ronaldinho Cairns April 5, 2009
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Chowd

Jerimey has such a fat chowd
by Rokyrw October 15, 2018
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Clampt Chowder

A guy who can buss a nut through any means except vaginally even when wearing a condom cuz he's so freaked out about getting her pregnant.
Stacy thinks I got crazy stamina but it's just my clampt chowder.

It used to be a good problem but now Cherelle is starting to wonder about my clampt chowder.
by Summerbees November 3, 2011
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Chowder Cow

Originally a military strategy, the Chowder Cow is a sexual act in which two sweaty obese men super-glued in the 69 position are thrown from a helicopter into a tornado while experiencing simultaneous projectile diarrhea and fellating one another. Each man's left thumb is deeply inserted into the other's anus, resulting in two powerful cone-shaped fountains of liquid feces spraying in opposite directions as the spiraling, wet mound of rippling fat and human excrement violently plummet towards earth, ending in a massive eruption of flesh, bones, organs, and various bodily fluids vaguely resembling a mixture of clam chowder and ground beef. If both men experience an Alaskan Firedragon at the exact moment they come in contact with the ground, it is known as a Chowder Dragon.
Me: "It appears as if a Chowder Cow is headed in our direction."

Friend: "Shit."
by myno January 22, 2013
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Clenching Chowder

What happens after having unprotected anal intercourse with a man with a tiny penis. The ejaculate doesn't get past the Anus Hotel lobby (so to speak) and coagulates very close to the one and only exit; occasionally causing a bloated feeling or general lower GI discomfort.
After they found him half naked with his scout master in the closet, he ran to that restroom so fast you just knew he was clenching chowder.
by Finn Gerbang January 6, 2015
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Chowder cock

Dayummm Mr Marcus got dat chowder cock
by George whos this January 9, 2014
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Choadel

Person set in a fantasy world filled with Vanity. N. Choadswipe

Pural:. Can only be one; Thank God!

Likes to go Live & Direct. Dish (troll) out but doesn't like when it comes his way.
The Choadel is an Ass; and the Ass doesn't know where it's at.
by BMS31174 October 25, 2019
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