Chode body

A short fat person

1: dude have you seen that obese midget

2: total chode body

by Chode body May 22, 2015

Chode Britches

A person who wears their shorts over the pajama bottoms.

This is a tactic used by people who want to be comfortable but have some utility to the social, or just plain physical situation.

Mostly worn by people whom are observed by most those around them as "chodes."

Check out that dude's pants, they're like "Chode Britches" or something.

by MitchimusmaximuS August 7, 2011

chodehump

Humping a short fat dick

Taylor is a chodehump because he humps short fat dicks

by D-Slong April 1, 2015

Chöben

This is a place filler word that can mean anything. It can be a verb, noun, adjective, pronoun...etc.

This lecture is very chöben (boring)

Eat this its chöben (good)
What are you chöbening (doing) right now?

by Jrobs June 14, 2016

Chaote

A practitioner of Chaos Magick.

Are you a Wiccan?

No, I'm a Chaote.

by Flagonslayed October 24, 2010

commode chode

A turd that is so large, it stuffs up a toilet's drain. Breaking it in half with a plunger, or toilet brush is sometimes needed, in the hopes it sinks like the titanic.

Bro, I ate pizza and drank coffee all day yesterday. I dropped a commode chode and flooded the dorm hallway! Don't tell anyone.

by Johnnylingus July 19, 2021

Chode Check

To hit someone in the side of there leg to check if they have a chode (very wide penis) You must yell Chode check before performing the action.

Mason: yo man my dicks feeling hella wide.
Christian: Bro dont worry i got a hella solution

an hour later
Angel: CHODE CHECK
Mason cries in pain as his chode get obliterated by Angel

Christian : Haha fucking loser

by The Ms.Kent bunch January 15, 2020