Crotchkins disease

When someone frequently spills food in their lap. Common enough that you shouldn't hesitate to ridicule the afflicted.

<after spilling a plate of spaghetti on oneself> That's the third time this week! I'm having a crotchkins disease flare-up.

by Mehrune March 13, 2009

chotskies

Generally useless crap of little or no value. Similar to knick-knacks, popularized in Wierd-Al Yancovichs eBay song.

Many chotskies can be found for sale on eBay.

by Squidward Tentacles September 7, 2006

Chotchkes

Affordable high quality promotional items, souvenirs or trinkets. Value, swagger, cool, neat-o

My grandmother collected various chotchkes throughout her life as she traveled the world as a Pan Am Airlines flight attendant.

by Swag Adjudicator September 18, 2018

chocokies

It is a blend created by mixing the words chocolate and cookies.

I went to the supermarket and there were the regular cookies and chocokies chocokies

by Pipi43 February 24, 2015

Couchkies Disorder

The disorder where you flip your nouns in a sentence.

"Yo man, those tickets are on sale" flipped to: "Yo man, those sales are on ticket". This happens when you have the Couchkies Disorder. (Animals are immune to this disorder for lack of an understandable language)

by A-Money, and B-love June 20, 2010

Chotchskie's

Restaurant featured in the 1999 comedy "Office space" where Peter's (Ron Livingston) girlfriend Joanna (Jennifer Aniston) works

Joanna: "Wow, this place is way nicer than Chotchskie's!"

by PaddyR July 28, 2007

crotchies

when u have little rodents running around in your crotch, it feels wierd, REALLY WIERD

dude i have to say my crotchies are itchin like a bitch

by aubrey langeland May 6, 2003